Chapter 113 You eat less
Chapter 113 You eat less
Chapter 113 You eat less
Shi Yan also nodded and said, "Yes, and this store eats everything. Even snails are not bugs. They eat them too."
Zhao Fan raised his hand and knocked on Shi Yan's head and said, "Looking at you, who has never seen the world, it's normal to eat snails, and there are also people who eat locusts and shipworms. It's a bit disgusting. But we won't stop eating it, besides, you ordered this plate of baked snails, eat it quickly."
Shi Yan quickly shook her head and said, "I don't want it, it's so unpalatable and disgusting."
Zhao Fan looked at the plate of snails, nodded and said: "Indeed, this is not very well made. It would be delicious if I made it. I will make some snails for you when you find time. Be good and eat well."
Lightning said: "I can't eat anymore, it's not delicious, I won't eat it."
Zhao Fan said helplessly: "Is it better than kudzu root?"
Lightning frantically shook his head: "Kudzu root has no strange smell."
This made Zhao Fan laugh, Zhao Fan said: "Okay, let's go, let's go outside the city, and I'll cook some dishes for you now."
The group of four walked to the edge of the woods outside the city. Zhao Fan thought for a while and said, "Let's eat something to fight hunger. I'll give you iron plate barbecue."
Seeing that everyone agreed, Zhao Fan took out an iron plate and rack that were often used for barbecues, burned the iron plate directly with gas fire, and then fried a few steaks. Shi Yan usually ate it by herself and fed Zhao Fan at the same time. The shovel in his hand was extremely flexible, but the speed of roasting meat could not keep up with Lightning's eating speed. Zhao Fan thought for a while and finally said: "Forget it, you should eat less meat. I will fry you some rice. It can be eaten." Is it spicy?”
Lightning asked, "How spicy is it?"
Zhao Fan took out a can of hot sauce and threw it to Lightning. Lightning dipped the meat in it and took a bite. Afterwards, he was full of praise for the hot sauce. Zhao Fan laughed and said, "That's right, this is my mother's time before Huasheng. I made a lot of them for me, but now there are not many, you should eat less, if you don’t eat, you won’t have any more.”
A few people were eating, suddenly Lightning popped out his claws from his fingertips, looked to the left and said, "Boss, there is someone."
Zhao Fan glanced at Lightning's claw, and asked hesitantly, "Are you a wolf's claw? It doesn't look like it."
Lightning was stunned, looked at his paws and said, "It looks pretty, very cool."
Both Shi Yan and Bing'er were speechless.
"Whose friend is that over there? You might as well come out and talk."
Zhao Fan shouted in the direction where Lightning said there was someone.
Then six people came out from there, all of them were ashen-faced, and they were also covered with black robes, and their heads were wrapped in the robes. The head of the person seemed to be injured, and each of them looked slightly dejected. Zhao Fan clasped his fists and said: " Where are your friends?"
The man hesitated for a moment and said: "The merchants in the past were robbed by mountain bandits on the way. We managed to escape, and we are hungry and sick. Can we ask my brother for a meal?"
Zhao Fan said: "What are you talking about? Those who travel all over the world are brothers. Come, come, there are no tables and chairs in the field, so everyone just sit on the ground. What do you want to eat? Is there anyone who doesn't eat meat?"
"Of course, we are not picky eaters."
Zhao Fan responded with a smile, and then started frying the steak. This time, Zhao Fan fried several pieces at a time, and the fragrance wafted out after a while. While cooking, Zhao Fan asked, "Where is my brother, and what is his name?"
The leader said: "We are from Tianhu Continent, my name is Huo Yuntian, what do you call my brother?"
Zhao Fan was a little surprised and said: "What a coincidence, I am also from the Tianhu Continent. The first time I came to the spirit world, I settled in the Tianhu Continent. Where are you from the Tianhu Continent? I have been to the entire Tianhu Continent." , tell me, maybe I’ve been there before.”
Huo Yuntian smiled awkwardly and said: "The land in the mountains is insignificant."
At this moment, Lightning sniffed next to one of them and said, "No, it smells wrong. You are not from Tianhu Continent."
In an instant, the air froze, and a sense of tension permeated the group of people. Zhao Fan clicked his tongue angrily and said, "Lightning, what are you talking about? This is my fellow villager. Don't talk nonsense, be honest. Go eat your meal."
Lightning saw Zhao Fan talking, and then went to the side and continued to eat fried rice. While eating, he muttered: "You fellow, you are just a six-cake, you came here from the fairy world."
Zhao Fan put the fried meat on a plate to share among Huo Yuntian and his party, wiped his hands and said, "Lightning, can you stop talking like me?"
Lightning paused briefly, and said, "You are not from Tianhu Continent, so how can you lie to me?"
Zhao Fan said: "You know Liubing. When I first arrived in the spirit world, I was in the Tianhu Continent. There was a Tianhu Sacred Sect there. People on the Tianhu Continent are more or less able to cultivate, besides, how do you know they are not from the Tianhu Continent?"
Lightning ate his last bite of food, and said, "I've smelled the smell on them before. It's a natural smell, either elves or beasts."
In an instant, the tense atmosphere filled the air again, and Zhao Fan said indifferently: "Everyone eat and drink well, there is wine here, if you don't have enough, tell me, and I will do it again."
Huo Yuntian nodded and said: "Thank you brother, we haven't eaten for several days."
"Yo, sin, sin, you can't eat this if you haven't eaten for a long time, it will hurt your stomach, don't drink alcohol, let me make some porridge for you."
"No, no, no, we are all spirits, nothing will happen. By the way, what do you call me, brother?"
Zhao Fan said: "It's easy to say, my name is Zhao Fan, just call me Fanzi."
"Brother Zhao, we brothers will keep the hospitality in mind."
Zhao Fan has already started to wash the pot at this moment, and while preparing to cook porridge, he said: "What are you talking about, we are both children of the world, so a meal is nothing."
At this moment, someone behind Huo Yuntian said: "Brother Zhao Fan, I'm not full."
Zhao Fan smiled and said, "Are there any girls in Brother Huo's team? Well, wait a minute, I'm cooking porridge."
Huo Yuntian glared at the girl who was speaking, and said, "Brother Zhao laughed."
Zhao Fan said: "It's okay, it's okay, what's the matter, the little girl speaks quickly, she looks like a kind-hearted person."
Everyone laughed, but the little girl who spoke felt a little embarrassed and scratched her head through her black robe and hat.
While making porridge, Zhao Fan asked, "Brother Huo, don't worry, the porridge will be ready in a while, by the way, what business does Brother Huo do?"
Huo Yuntian hesitated for a moment and said: "We are in the spice business, don't worry, just take your time."
Lightning spoke again at this time: "Why don't you smell like spices?"
Bing'er pulled Lightning, glared at him, looked at Huo Yuntian and said, "I'm sorry, our little brother is young and not sensible."
Huo Yuntian was even more embarrassed now, Shi Yan suddenly said: "Brother Huo, you all covered yourself tightly with black robes, aren't you hot?"
Now Zhao Fan burst out laughing, and said with a smile, "Don't ask nonsense, these elf friends have to protect themselves well, by the way, Brother Huo, your human language is really good."
The air was instantly quiet, this was probably the third time there was a tense atmosphere, Huo Yuntian smiled awkwardly and said: "What did Brother Zhao say, why don't we understand."
Zhao Fan suddenly said in Elven language: "Elf friend, your partner talks in Elven language, I can understand it."
At this moment, Huo Yuntian suddenly started playing, and a bow suddenly appeared in his hand. Zhao Fan flicked his finger, and with a bang, the bowstring broke. Zhao Fan softly uttered one word - Sigh!
In an instant, Huo Yuntian and his party were all suppressed. Zhao Fan said while making porridge: "I'm sorry, there are formations arranged around here, and they are not activated by spiritual power. This is my first time trying to activate the formation by sound. ,The effect is good."
Lightning walked over and took off the robes on their heads, Shi Yan said in surprise: "It's really an elf."
Zhao Fan said: "Lightning, don't be rude."
Lightning let out a cry, and walked to the side to stare at Huo Yuntian and his party. At this time, the little girl who said she was not full said, "You can kill or cut as you like, but can you make us full?"
Bing'er glanced at Zhao Fan and said, "Let them go."
Zhao Fan let out an oh, and said one more word - Chi!
Then Huo Yuntian and his party were let go. Zhao Fan looked at the little girl and said, "What's your name?"
"Nina."
Zhao Fan nodded, looked at Huo Yuntian and said, "Brother Huo, is your real surname Huo?"
"Kurel."
Zhao Fan nodded again, took out the porridge and shared a bowl with each of them, saying, "I don't care what you are doing, but I'm still curious why the elves, who have always been quiet and peaceful, appeared in this city famous for selling elves." , can you tell me?"
Kurel shook his head, took a sip of porridge and said, "Your skills are really good."
Zhao Fan's head was full of black lines, and he sat down on the ground with a bowl of porridge and ate it. While eating, he asked, "Could it be that your elf princess has been arrested and you are here to rescue her?"
The air became quiet, Zhao Fan took a deep breath and said: "This is a familiar atmosphere. It seems that I guessed it right. Comrade, I would like to advise you that it is quite dangerous here. The strongest among you is just the powerful one, and the defenders in the city The commanders are all powerful people, the city lord is his mother's emperor, and there are many tyrants in the city. You are here to deliver food. When the time comes, you will be suppressed by others. It's just you, my brother, who the rich woman likes best. , you can live a life of being squeezed dry from now on."
Kurel's face was as dark as water and he didn't say a word. Zhao Fan continued: "If you want to save the princess, I will teach you a way. You poison his son. I have seen that kid. Damn it." He is a man who robbed women in broad daylight. He is not very strong, but he is an emperor. When the time comes, the troops will change and the generals will change. If you don’t let him go, he will die."
Ku Leier looked at Zhao Fan in disbelief. Seeing his expression, Zhao Fan waved his hand and said, "Hey, don't look at me like that. In fact, I'm not human. I'm an orc. People often sell orcs. I I don’t feel well in my heart, so it’s no surprise to help you.”
Ku Leier looked at Zhao Fan and seemed to be thinking about whether Zhao Fan could believe it, but Zhao Fan suddenly said: "You look after it."
After Zhao Fan finished speaking, a pair of tiger ears suddenly grew on his head, and his hands turned into claws. Zhao Fan said: "See, I'm a tiger tribe. Well, I won't show you the tail. It's embarrassing to take off your pants." .”
The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Zhao Fan continued: "Everyone, you are all elf warriors, to tell the truth, what I admire most in my life is you people who give up their lives for the sake of mission, Zhao Fan has a plan for you Savior."
Huo Yuntian also wanted to understand at this time, what he wanted to say was useless, his life was all in Zhao Fan's hands, he stretched out his hand and patted Zhao Fan's shoulder and said: "Speak, we have no clue anyway. , this is also the first time we have come out of the Elf Valley, but you can say nothing."
Zhao Fan greeted a few people and said: "Come here, come here with your ear, let's make a good plan today."
"Lightning, your mission is very important. You go and capture that bastard son of the city lord and hide it. This is the Corrupt Heart Pill. Give that boy one pill when the time comes. There is no antidote for this thing. You can only bleed it through a special technique. I will tell you how to do this. You need to plot this matter, and you need to use the method of boiling a frog in warm water. You must first reveal some of your strength to become friends with him, make him trust you in various ways, and then steal him away quietly. Be sure to let the city lord and the defenders be unaware, remember!"
"Forget it, Brother Huo, I will pass on to you a secret method that can make you no different from human beings. Don't reveal your identity as an elf, and then claim to be a monk from Tianming Valley. I will give you Tianming Gu's waist card, who changed his name and changed his name, stayed in the city. After three days, listen to my command. Let's steal other people's houses. During these three days, you will disperse and familiarize yourself with the terrain of the city. After three days, you will act. "
"Bing'er Shiyan, you two are human beings, and it is easy to inquire about the situation. Your mission must be carried out in secret, pretending to be sent by the gate, and inquire about the whereabouts of the elf princess with others, and find out which houses and houses bought it. Elf."
After hearing this, Binger said coldly: "Why should I help?"
Zhao Fan said: "Bing'er, do you know what happens to the elves who are sold? Women are bullied, and men are toyed with as coolies at the same time, you"
"Stop talking, I'll help."
Zhao Fan chuckled, looked at Huo Yuntian and said, "How about it, my wife is very kind and has a sense of justice."
Huo Yuntian nodded and said: "I will always remember Huo Mou's kindness to my brother and sister."
Bing'er kicked Zhao Fan to eat shit, Zhao Fan was not angry, and sat on the ground and said: "The next thing is more important, come on, this is a communication jade talisman, which can be used about ten times. We just pass this connection, I don’t have many here, I keep three pieces for one person, Brother Huo, I’ll pass on the formula to you next, this formula has the effect of changing appearance, but the most important thing is to make your ears like human beings , You also make your own faces ugly, so that no one will recognize you."
Zhao Fan then distributed the message jade talisman to everyone, and taught the elves the secret of disguise. Just as he was about to teach it, he suddenly remembered something wrong, so he said, "Brother Huo, please take offense, let me see the energy in your body first."
"But it doesn't hurt to watch."
Zhao Fan's spiritual sense penetrated into Huo Yuntian's body, and after a while Zhao Fan nodded and said: "Sure enough, elves are different from human beings and even have different energy. What they cultivate is natural energy, which is different from spiritual power. In this way, this secret method is If it doesn’t work, I’ll do some research to see if I can cultivate this natural energy.”
Nina said at this time: "Don't be stupid, you are not an elf, how can you cultivate natural energy?"
Zhao Fan closed his eyes and felt it. This natural energy is anger. No wonder elves have a long life span. It is said that this is a gift from the goddess of nature. However, Zhao Fan is not an ordinary person. , but Zhao Fan did not intend to study now, but changed the secret method of disguise, opened his eyes, and stretched out his hand to touch Huo Yuntian's forehead.
Taking advantage of Huo Yuntian's realization, Zhao Fan passed it on to the other elves one by one. When it was Nina's turn, Zhao Fan raised his hand. A ball of light green energy condensed in the palm of his hand. Zhao Fan said with a smile: "Look at this What is it?"
Nina was shocked, calling it impossible, Zhao Fan smiled and taught her the secret method.
(End of this chapter)
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