NovelsAlex Chapter 199 Rebellion
Chapter 199 Rebellion
Chapter 199 Rebellion
Yanxi had too many secrets, and it was very easy to find a few sister-in-laws who were perfunctory and perfunctory.
"I have a tattoo!" He told Liu Lu pretending to be mysterious.
"Tch, I thought it was some great secret, wait, what? You actually have tattoos for an honest person like you?!" She suddenly reacted and was taken aback.
"I have a secret, will you listen?" He moved half a meter closer, and said more mysteriously.
Liu Lu put the melon seeds on the table, covered her mouth with her hands and said, "What other great secrets are there? Tell me quickly!"
"Peel me a melon seed, and I'll tell you." His small eyes glanced at the melon seeds on the table.
Luo Dui covered his face with the back of his hand and secretly laughed.
She knew that Yan Xigui had a lot of ideas, and this senior brother was not easy.
Liu Lu honestly peeled a melon seed.
"Hey me." He was very arrogant.
"Sister!" Liu Lu shouted loudly.
"You're almost done, I'm still here." Hua Mo didn't turn her face back, her murderous voice was reflected by the wall into Yanxi's ears.
He had no choice but to pick up the melon seed and throw it into his mouth, chewed it, looked at Dui Luo, looked at Liu Lu, and said slowly, "You also have tattoos on Mr. Ou."
"What, what? Mr. Ou also has tattoos? Oh my god, isn't it too exciting?" Liu Lu opened her eyes wide with excitement.
Yoyo and Dodo finished cleaning up. Although the mother-in-law persuaded her to stay in every possible way, the two grandfathers still took the children home without hesitation.
It's time for dinner.
Yanxi and his father-in-law carried the dining table to the center of the living room. Three people sat on each side of the long side, and one person sat on each side of the short side. All eight people were settled.
The mother-in-law and the father-in-law each occupy a short side, after all, they are the highest seniority on the table.
Yanxi and Huamo sat on the long side with Pearl, facing Kaili, Luo Dui and Liu Lu. Fortunately, all three of them were on the thin side, but they still seemed a bit crowded.
Serve the cake first.
There is a piece of fruit cake in the cake box, which uses the best animal cream and the freshest fruit. It not only looks perfect, but also smells refreshing.
Along with the cake, there are cutlery, candles and a paper birthday crown.
Yanxi put the crown together and gestured to Team Luo: "Wear one."
Luo Dui smiled awkwardly: "No need, it's so small, how can I wear it, it's okay."
But he didn't give in, he got up and walked over, stood behind her and put it on, saying: "There is still a sense of ceremony."
Oh, it's really a little small, so embarrassing.
Pearl held up her little hand and rushed to say, "Put it on for me, daddy will put it on for me!"
Pearl was wearing a crown, the father-in-law took out a lighter and lit a candle, Liu Lu turned off the light with a snap, and the mother-in-law took a video with her mobile phone.
Yanxi took the lead in singing the happy birthday song, and Kaili sang the English version to the rhythm of everyone, and it became a bilingual chorus.
Under the faint candlelight, Team Luo cupped his fists and made a wish, with his eyes closed and a happy smile on his lips.
Suddenly opening his eyes, he blew out the candles on the cake with a breath.
Liu Lu, who was guarding the switch, turned the light back on with a snap, and everyone applauded vigorously.
Kaili assisted Team Luo in dividing the cakes, plated them one by one in the order of respecting the old and caring for the young, and placed them in front of everyone.
"Dad, are the bear's paws stewed?" Yanxi asked.
"Oh, right away." The old man glanced at him and replied succinctly.
In fact, stewing is not the most professional way, but the most professional way is very cruel.
It is to keep live bears in a cage with a continuously heated iron plate at the bottom.
Innocent bears will feel the soles of their feet are hot, and they will naturally thump. The thumping will make the soles of the feet constantly change the force, so that the meat can be fully squeezed and heated.
When the sole of the foot makes a squeaking sound, and white smoke rises with the sound, the palm is considered to be roasted.
Then cut it alive.
Too cruel!
It is said that a person with cultivation can feel the fear of an animal when it is dying from eating meat.
From a scientific point of view, a large amount of adrenaline will be secreted when frightened, and the blood concentration and oxygen content will also change. These will actually have a subtle impact on the taste of the meat.
Therefore, some people often say that the meat quality of animals that have been killed by electric shocks is the most natural.
The bear's paws were still stewing in the cauldron, but the sturgeon was already out of the pot.
Hua Mo helped the old man bring up a large plate of sturgeon.
The sturgeon, also known as the Chinese sturgeon, was originally forbidden to be hunted.
But this food is really delicious, so the policy adds some restrictions, such as farmed ones can be eaten, dead ones can be eaten, and those who accidentally intrude from foreign countries can also be eaten.
That's it, everyone's tone is very consistent, as long as the sturgeon is caught in the river, it will be said that it came from the opposite Soviet Union, it is a Soviet sturgeon, and it can be eaten.
Anyway, it's the fish that makes the first move every time, so it can't quibble, can it?
A large sturgeon can measure up to one meter, but the one brought by my father-in-law must be [-] centimeters, and the pot at home simply cannot hold it.
So after processing, chop it into small pieces, put half of it back in the refrigerator, and braise the other half on the table.
"This fish will be stewed in a big iron pot at my house. It is the most delicious. Have you ever eaten it in a Northeast iron pot?" Hua Mo asked Team Luo and Kaili.
Shou Xing shook his head, and Kaili was even more bewildered. There was no such thing as a big iron pot in her country, and she had never seen one before.
The rest include pork slices, pot-packed meat, chicken stewed with mushrooms, pork stewed vermicelli, dipped in pickles, fried peanuts, a large table of dishes left two guests dumbfounded.
"Oh my god!" Kaili lifted the chopsticks, not knowing which one to hold for a while.
"Uncle Hua, your dishes are too rich, right? We can't eat so much, right?" Captain Luo said to the old man, picking up the fruit on the cake.
"If Yanxi had told me that Mr. Luo was here, I'd have to order ten more dishes!
In the past, we used to beat roe deer with ladles to raise fish, and pheasants flew into iron pots.
Now wild game is basically not allowed to be eaten, and they can only be dealt with casually. The old man got up and walked towards the bear's paw in the cauldron.
Hospitality is the characteristic of the three eastern provinces, and the huge menu is another characteristic. But a table is full of girls, so you can't eat that much, but you must be polite.
"Sister, I wish you a better new year. I often invite my dad to come to the capital to attend classes, and I will invite you to eat these at home." Yanxi served a glass of Coca-Cola and respected Luo Dui.
"Hey! My teacher, your name is Xuemei, what the hell, do you want me to call you uncle?" The old man turned his head and stared at him.
"Hey, what a word that awakened the dreamer. I am really my father's uncle. If so, what should my nephew's daughter call me?" He looked at Huamo proudly.
Hua Mo picked from a table of dishes, picked a piece of pot-packed meat and put it in his bowl: "I called you sick, here is a piece of meat to stop your mouth."
"Dad!" He challenged the father-in-law again, "Don't you want to drink something refreshing with Mr. Luo? You can choose Sprite and Coke."
The old man was dumbfounded by Yan Xixiu, and while putting the bear's paw on a plate, he replied, "I drink."
"Dad, don't drink that unhealthy stuff all the time.
Let's have a drink with our young people, and have fun.
I don’t like Coke Sprite, and Yakult with pearls, you can choose one.
Or try both, it's a rare opportunity. "Yanxi put the three drinks neatly on the old man's seat.
He gradually drifted away on the road to death.
Luo Dui smiled sullenly, so did Kaili, Liu Lu waited to see the excitement, only Hua Mo was in a dilemma and didn't know what to say.
She couldn't figure out why Yanxi wanted to argue with her father, she was usually submissive, why did she have the guts of a bear today?
The old man set up the bear's paw, put two drinks with gas on the stove behind him, stroked his chest, and said to everyone: "The bear's paw is ready, come, have a taste."
Yanxi got up and helped Dui Luo and Kaili put a piece into a bowl.
"Brother-in-law, where's mine?" Liu Lu looked at him eagerly, picked up her bowl and waited.
"What do you want?" He handed the spoon to Liu Lu, "Take it, serve it to us."
"Sister, look at him!" She flirted with Hua Mo.
Hua Mo squinted at him: "What do you mean? You're about to rebel? Didn't you see that they were all from your natal family?"
"Hahaha, I'm just teasing her, come on, let me serve it." He said haha, took back the spoon, and dug out a piece for everyone.
It's also the first time I ate this thing, I took a big bite, er, it's so delicious...
"Does it smell like distant mountains and forests?" Yanxi raised his hands to his ears, closed his eyes as if listening to distant voices.
"Ouch!" he yelled.
"Are you sick?" It turned out that Hua Mo pinched his leg, "The one you gave me is ginger!"
(End of this chapter)