Chapter 214 Martial Arts
Chapter 214 Martial Arts
Chapter 214 Martial Arts
The parking place is only one block away from Lan Kwai Fong. I didn't expect that there will be a lot of people there, but this place is deserted.
No wonder he dared to be so presumptuous.
Yanxi wondered, are these children who can't grow up?If you don't take them to play, they will stop cars and beat people?
absurd!
Watch me convince people with reason.
He was about to open the door and get out of the car to confront him, but Xiao Wu stopped him: "Mr. Yan, you can stay in the car and let me handle it."
Xiao Wu opened the door and got out of the car, moved his wrist while walking, and shouted to the opposite side: "Please move the car, before I get angry."
There were six people standing next to Xiao Taimei, all tall, short, fat, and thin, with parrot-like hair in yellow, green, red, red, and gray.
Isn't such a non-mainstream color scheme not popular for a long time?
Could it be said that the extreme soil is tide?
The little girl is quite trendy, her jeans are full of holes and cuts, and her roots are broken.
If he really wanted to do it, Yanxi could take off her pants in a second.
She folded her hands, and her upper body was shaking with one leg: "What? Are you good at hitting?"
Shaking legs is not a good habit. As the saying goes, men are poor and women are cheap.
What kind of goods this little lady belongs to, is fully exposed with this flick.
小武很冷静,数起来:“1、2、3、4、5、6。”
"Why, do you think there are too many of us, are you afraid?" The little girl has not yet figured out the situation, and continues to maintain a condescending attitude of bullying the few.
"I was thinking, how many ambulances should be called in a while."
Hey, Yanxi felt a chill down his spine when he heard that.
Those who dare to speak like this must have real skills.
This dude is not pretending, there is a good show to watch.
Hua Mo and Third Sister squeezed their heads from between the driver's and co-pilot's seats.
Hua Mo poked his biceps: "Husband, don't you want to help? Didn't you say that you used to work out and hit eight?"
"You also said that you need to fight eight, but there are only six, and you can't fight."
The third sister misses her own husband: "If your third brother-in-law is here, the opposite side will have to get down in minutes."
Isn't that right, the third brother-in-law is so big, beating them is like pinching a chicken.
The little girl spit on the ground: "Bah! What a big breath! Copy guy!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the six turned around and pulled out baseball bats from under the seats of the SUV, one for each of them.
Uh, things escalated a bit.
The third sister was a little nervous: "Oh my god, are you still holding a big stick? If you want to say that, your brother-in-law will be too uncomfortable."
Hua Mo poked harder: "Then you go and help Xiao Wu, he is unarmed, don't do anything for us, it's not worth it, we only gave 1000 yuan for people and cars, it's still a piece of money. A thousand HK coins, how worthless."
What she said seemed to make sense.
Yan Xi pondered, why not capture the thief first, capture the king first, use charm to subdue that young lady, coax her, pay some more money at most, won't that be enough?
He opened the door and got out of the car, and greeted loudly: "Friend, I have something to discuss, don't use knives or guns."
"Are you finally willing to get out of the car?" The little girl was still trembling, and said to Yanxi indifferently, "I thought you were going to be a coward all the time."
He stood next to Xiao Wu, and responded to Xiao Taimei: "One person does things and the other is in charge. The conflicts between the two of us should be resolved between the two of us, dare you?"
Yan Xi is really thick-skinned, a man who is 1 meters tall is talking about heads-up with a little girl who is 8 meters?
"Mr. Yan, you go back to the car first, just leave it to me, otherwise it will be really a disservice." Xiao Wu stretched out his hand to stop him.
The opponent is definitely not a good man and a believer, so how could he be singled out with him.
And looking at the gestures of each of them waving the stick, it was determined to beat him until his teeth were all over the ground.
"Are you sure you are enough?" He looked at Xiao Wu's figure, which was far behind the third brother-in-law.
The third sister just said that in this case, the third brother-in-law may not be able to fight.
So why is Xiao Wu so confident?Did he hide some hidden weapon?
Xiao Wu's eyes were firm, and he smiled crookedly: "Mr. Yan, if you don't believe me, you can count the time for me. If it takes more than 1 minute, I will treat you to supper."
Yoshi, so fierce?
Anyway, I grew up watching HK's martial arts films, police films, and gangster films. I dare not do this in movies, so "Ip Man" can bluff.
"Then I start to pinch the watch?"
The little girl took out a cigarette, then took out a lighter, smoked a couple of puffs, and gave them both a look: "You're going to die, go!"
When she finished speaking, six people rushed up at the same time, Yanxi's stopwatch had already passed more than ten seconds, and he was hesitating in his heart, should he count it again?
But before he finished hesitating, Xiao Wu strode forward, dodging the blow of the fat man in front of him, put his foot on the ground, raised his elbow and hit the man in the chin.
The fat man fell down in a daze.
Another stick from the left side was swung across, Xiao Wu raised his hand and pulled a skinny man on the right, the two changed positions, and the stick hit the skinny man's shoulder firmly.
The thin man fled the battlefield in pain, rolling and crawling.
The golden retriever who accidentally injured his partner on the left was about to take back the stick, but Xiao Wu grabbed the head of the stick with one hand, and was kicked by Xiao Wu in the ankle. The two forces, one forward and one backward, made him fly sideways and lay on his stomach. on the ground.
Xiao Wu put his foot on Jin Mao's face.
The first three were already lying down, and only 25 seconds had passed.
Yan Xi sweated for the remaining three little bastards.
Among the three little bastards, one is tall, one is short, and the other is ordinary, but his upper body is naked, and a cyan dragon is tattooed on his body.
Xiao Wu stood still and hooked his fingers to the three of them: "Come together, save time."
The little girl jumped up angrily: "How many of you haven't eaten yet? Get it for me! Get it!"
The three little bastards looked at each other, and rushed forward with a guilty cry.
Xiao Wu used his foot to send a stick that fell on the ground forward, and the short one stepped on it. As the stick rolled, he fell back with a plop and fell to the ground with his head on the ground. It was a tragedy.
38 seconds away.
The tall man jumped up and wanted to drop the stick from the air. Although he felt guilty, he was full of momentum.
Xiao Wu shook his head, and Yan Xi shook his head too.
If it weren't for the huge disparity in levels, leaving your feet off the ground would be tantamount to admitting defeat.
When the stick fell, Xiao Wu leaned over nimbly and at the same time lifted his right leg backwards.
what pose?It's a bit like kicking towards the sky, and it's a bit like a horse stepping on a flying swallow. Maybe this is the dragon wagging its tail.
The raised foot kicked the tall man squarely in the face, his nose bleeds profusely, and tears burst into tears.
Now there is only one little blue dragon left.
The time is up to 45 seconds.
Xiao Wu got up and turned to stare at him, Xiao Qinglong nodded and said, "I got it!"
Then he hit himself on the head with a stick, rolled his eyes, and lay down by himself.
In 49 seconds, the gang of six underworld forces were all wiped out, and the battle ended.
If Yanxi is Tang Seng and Xiao Wu is Sun Wukong, facing the remaining female fairies, Tang Seng should give an order: "Wukong, quickly become a bed, as a teacher, I must personally deal with this monster!"
Xiao Wu kicked a stick and rolled it in front of Xiao Taimei, saying, "Remember, my surname is Wu, and I am a Wushu master."
The little girl took a deep breath, looked at the minions rolling around, jumped into the car resolutely, and patted the driver on the back: "Hurry up and drive? Waiting to give you an award?"
Whoosh~ The SUV is gone.
The boys crawled to the side of the road to make way for the Bentley.
"Do I need to call an ambulance for you?" Xiao Wu asked coldly.
"No, no, no, we can handle it. Boss, please go slowly. I'm sorry for delaying your return home." A few small bastards who could still squeak were so frightened that they quickly surrendered.
Xiao Wu and Yan Xi returned to the car.
"Are you sure, this body's ability only costs [-] HK coins?" Hua Mo's eyes widened, and she tightly clenched her fists, her palms were covered with sweat.
"Don't worry, Mrs. Yan, even if you don't give me the 1000 yuan, I will never do anything to you, because you can see that you are a good person, let's go." Xiao Wu's joke was super cold.
Hua Mo shivered in fright.
The third sister smiled like a flower: "Oh, this trip to HK is absolutely wonderful, I have to call Lao Xu to report tonight, and let him know what a pity I didn't come!"
Old Xu is the third brother-in-law, not Xu Xiaodong who defeated Gu Wu and was banned, but it is similar.
The current Huamo feels like the rest of her life after a catastrophe, still in shock, out of breath, reminiscing with the third sister all the way, and even worried about whether the little sister will retaliate further.
"Xiao Wu, you can tell that you are someone with a story. If you can't drink while driving, I really want to have a drink with you." Yan Xi stared at the cross tattoo on the back of Xiao Wu's hand, and said meaningfully.
"I don't drink, but I can drink some Coke with you." Xiao Wu replied jokingly.
hiss!This handsome guy seems to know him very well!
interesting.
(End of this chapter)
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