Chapter 348 Koi Girl
Chapter 348 Koi Girl
Chapter 348 Koi Girl
The mother-in-law is still easy to deceive, after all, she has never seen anyone who will hold hands to divorce.
"Mommy," Yan Xi took a lighter before leaving, and said, "Tiantian is staying at our house tonight, and Hua Mo and I are going to a friend's house. Please take care of me."
"Go, go, anyway, it's fine if someone chats with me." She took a stool and sat down next to Tiantian.
He brought Hua Mo to the side of the new car, boasting: "Haha, the car I mentioned before finally arrived today, how is it, isn't it beautiful?"
She circled around, drooping her eyelids, and said, "It's okay, but it's a bit small, and Mommy and Pearl can't sit down."
"It's okay, I'll buy another one for you. When the time comes, you will carry Mommy and I will carry pearls. It doesn't matter." He lifted the car door.
"Why spend this money? Why don't you buy a big one, the kind that can fit all the family, I was just talking about it last time, really don't buy me a car."
Talking about Fei Qian, he got into the car and secretly took two selfies.
He helped to adjust the seat, and said with a smile, "No rush, you can take more shots."
"Hurry up and drive! I'm not in the mood to take more pictures. Hey, someone will become poor in a while!" She shook her head and put her phone into her bag.
While driving, he slowly explained to her: "You take the wallet out of my trouser pocket.
There are three cards inside.
Don't ask where the card came from, and I won't tell you if you ask.
What I want to tell you is that these are three magical cards with infinite magic power.
Today I will use them all, and one of the angel cards will be used on you.
From the moment you use the card, you'll be super lucky, valid for seven days.
With this card, you can be guaranteed to spend your trip to the Song family safely.
There is also a card called Quanfu, which has instructions on the back of the card, you can take a look.
The reason why I want to transfer the property to you and temporarily draw a line with you is to use this card to get half of the property of the Song family into our hands.
This is called desperate, desperate.
Anyway, if they don't mess with the Song family, they will definitely not let us go.
As for the third price increase card, I want to use it to get revenge on Xiao Huang.
I'm a Scorpio, if anyone wants to punish me, I will definitely come back.
That's all I can say, if you can understand it, you can understand it, if you don't understand it, forget it.
You hide the three cards for me. When I arrive at Song's house today, they will definitely search me.
As for you, if you have an angel card to protect your body, you will definitely not be able to find it. "
Hua Mo snorted coldly: "Are you serious?
Magic card?Infinite magic?Burn card to change life?
When I was a three-year-old child?
How ridiculous! "
Yanxi parked the car on the side of the road, took out the angel card, wrote Hua Mo's name on it, picked up the lighter, and set it on fire in front of her.
The white smoke from the card was like a small cloud, instead of floating around, it gathered together and then disappeared with a bang.
"Okay, you can try it now." He brushed off the ashes on his fingertips and said calmly.
"Try what? How should I try?" She was three-point disdainful, three-point disbelief, three-point curious, and one-point expectant.
He picked up three pebbles the size of a coin from the side of the road, turned around and walked five meters away, turned around and gestured to her: "Stand still and see if I can hit you."
"Hey! Yanxi! If you dare to hit me, you will be finished! I will do what I say!" She threatened, covering her face.
"Relax, trust me." After he finished speaking, he threw the first stone without waiting for her reaction.
A sudden gust of wind came from nowhere, bending the ballistic trajectory of the stone and flying past her hair.
"See? I'm not good at throwing rocks out of banana balls."
She was stunned, not knowing what to say.
But before she could respond, Yanxi threw a second stone.
This time there was no weird strong wind, but a black bird flew from nowhere and blocked the stone with its body.
"Ah!" The bird that flew by quickly startled her, and patted her chest in shock.
Without hesitation, Yanxi threw the third stone in an instant. This time, he aimed carefully at the center of Hua Mo's eyebrows and threw it with all his strength.
This time the pebbles had already flown halfway, and there was neither wind nor birds.
But a car passed by, and a reflection shone on her face. She instinctively raised her hand to block it, and the stone just hit the dial of the watch and bounced away.
She looked at the dial nervously, there was no scratch at all, it was as clean as new.
"Did you believe it this time?" He walked over slowly with his hands behind his back.
Unexpectedly, she kicked him on the thigh with a side leg: "You are so talented! How dare you throw stones at me? Do you still want to live well?"
"Ouch," he twisted in pain, handsome for a second, "isn't this to verify the super power of Invincible Lucky Star?"
"What if it doesn't work? If it doesn't work, didn't you just throw me blind? You have no conscience." She couldn't get enough of the kick, so she started to pinch it a few more times.
"If you throw it blind, I'll dig out mine to compensate you.
Just like that song, I am your eye, showing you the transformation of the driver.
I am your eye, taking you through the crowded orgasm. ’ he said and sang.
"Don't think I haven't heard of it, it's the four seasons, not the driver, it's the crowd, not the climax!"
"Hey, I did it on purpose."
The two returned to the car and continued towards the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Today is a working day, and it is not a day with any numerical meaning. The Civil Affairs Bureau is deserted.
The two came to the consultation office hand in hand: "Where is the divorce?"
The staff froze for a moment, looked at the tightly held hands of the two, coughed twice in wonder, pointed to the arrow on the wall, and said impatiently, "Look for yourself."
What, is divorce illegal?It was so unwelcome.
Following the guidance, the two came to a divorce hall. There were three windows in total, but only the middle window had staff.
The staff member is an aunt who is using Douyin and laughing happily.
"Hello, let's go through the divorce procedures." He leaned down and spoke through the window.
The aunt did not turn her head, but handed out a few pieces of paper and said, "Fill in all the blank spaces."
Whoops, this procedure is quite cumbersome.
He helped Hua Mo wipe the small round stool, led her to sit down, and began to write slowly with a pen.
"Pay attention," the aunt turned off the phone, drank half a glass of water, and looked at the two people with disdain, "This year, a new policy will be implemented. The 30-day divorce cooling-off period will start today and end at the end of the 30 days. If you want to divorce, come here to get the divorce certificate, if you regret it, you don't need to come here, we will automatically cancel it."
ah? !new policy?
A bolt from the blue!
"Wait a minute, I'm going to call my lawyer." He took out his phone and looked for Tiantian's number.
"Hehe, where is the lawyer?" The aunt looked him up and down, and said in a choked voice.
He hid aside and asked the few questions he was most concerned about again.
Fortunately, Tiantian knew about the new policy and answered a few questions one by one.
The most important point is that the divorce agreement is valid from the divorce cooling-off period, that is to say, from the moment he fills out the form at the counter, he is already a veritable pauper.
But to be on the safe side, he transferred all the more than one billion yuan in his deposit to Huamo's account, leaving only 10 yuan for himself.
He returned to his seat, whispered something to Hua Mo, asked her to check the account, and then continued to fill in the form.
"Ah!" She swallowed hard, stroked her heart, smashed her mouth and said, "I'm so thirsty."
Seeing a deposit of more than one billion yuan with one's own eyes, it is impossible to have no physiological reaction at all.
As soon as she finished speaking, the vending machine in the hall clanged, as if something had fallen.
Then he walked over in a strange way, and looked at the outlet of the vending machine, hey, a bottle of vitality forest!
Six yuan of vitality forest, earned!
She picked up the drink and went back to the counter, shaking her head proudly.
"Don't shake it! You are angry! You can spray!" He hurriedly stopped.
But it was too late, Huamo, who was so hungry and thirsty, had already unscrewed the lid, and the soda popped out, spraying him all over the face.
But she didn't spill even a single drop of drink on her own hands and body, as well as the form on the table.
Angel card is so domineering!
"Do you believe it now?" He took the tissue handed over by Hua Mo, wiped his face and asked.
"Don't compare, fill out the form quickly." She took a sip of her drink, took out her phone and grinned, "I'll go to Tmall to buy something and draw a prize."
Hey, there are more than one billion depositors, so why do we need to draw prizes?It is not a problem to buy half of Tmall.
Five minutes later, she patted her thigh and cheered: "Yeah! I got hit!"
"What happened? So excited?"
"Koi! Tmall Koi gift pack! Long live!"
(End of this chapter)
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