NovelsAlex Chapter 402 Ironic, right?
Chapter 402 Ironic, right?
Chapter 402 Ironic, right?
There are often jokes on the Internet, saying that no one will have any bottoms left.
Team Luo is almost in this state now, his bottom line was directly penetrated by Yan Xi.
Her whole body was stiff, and she stood there with her head lowered foolishly.
Yanxi threw the nightgown into the sink, bent down quickly, and held Luo Dui's bottom line with both hands, his heart was beating wildly, his hands were shaking wildly, and his voice became uncontrollably high: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to, I really don't know.
Let's go to Victoria's Secret in a while, I owe you, buy as much as you want! "
Luo Dui tremblingly took over Fat Ci, quickly hid behind him, and bit his lips hard, his chapped lips turned white from the biting.
She was probably cursing repeatedly in her heart. She was touched by this guy, and she was touched again. It's not clean, it's not clean!
Yanxi clasped his palms together, and continued to apologize sincerely: "Thousands of mistakes, all of them are my fault, we live under the same roof, and I will pay more attention in the future."
She raised her head slowly, with murderous look in her eyes: "No, I will pay all of this on the owl's head."
Oops, what a good and reasonable junior sister, who actually knows how to trace back to the source.
Yanxi's frantically beating heart gradually calmed down.
She looked at the bright red five finger marks on his face, and whispered, "Does it still hurt? Yes... I'm sorry."
Team Luo actually apologized to him?Does that mean the two are back together?
He was happy in his heart, but he continued to put on a bitter face, raised his hand and rubbed the fingerprints, shook his head and said: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I'm so skinny, come, come, wash that first, wait for you to get rid of it." After that, I'll wash the nightdress again."
Yanxi took a few steps to the side, let out the sink, pointed to the shelf next to it and said, "That's laundry detergent for underwear, please use it as you like."
After speaking, he took a few steps back, and turned his face to the side with interest.
Seeing that he had gone far enough, Dui Luo took small steps to the sink, gently squeezed a little laundry detergent, and rubbed his underwear shyly.
The turmoil passed for a while, he returned to the stove and turned off the porridge, took a deep breath, it was delicious!
Survive!
One minute later, Team Luo walked to the balcony with his head down, found a hanger on the far side, and hung Fatty on it.
Hua Mo whispered something to her, she smiled and nodded, then shook her head.
Yanxi pricked up her ears to hear everything, and Hua Mo asked her if she was still used to wearing disposable pants, and did she feel tight.
Oh, it turned out that it was replaced with a one-time fat time.
He has a special right to speak, because he has touched it many times, and the material of the pants is very poor, and it feels like straw paper.
No wonder it felt so strange when he pinched Dui Luo's butt just now, but now it finally makes sense.
Luo Dui returned to the living room, fidgeting, blushed and looked at him, then buried his head and went into the guest room again.
He returned to the sink, quickly took out the nightgown, wrung it dry vigorously, and hung it next to Team Luo's underwear.
"Daughter-in-law, let's go, dinner is ready." He greeted the end of the flowers that were trimming the fleshy flowers.
She shook the scissors impatiently: "Got it, you guys eat first."
He had no choice but to walk outside Team Luo's room, knocked lightly on the door, and opened the door a foot wide: "Junior Sister, dinner is ready, she let us eat first."
She suddenly stood up from the bed, without looking anywhere, and asked in a low voice, "We... eat first?"
"correct."
"Oh." She pursed her lips, breathing rapidly, walked quickly to the door, looked up at him, and slightly raised the corner of her mouth, "Let's go."
He clapped his hands together, went back to the kitchen to fill up the porridge, put three bowls on the table, and then pushed the little stir-fried vegetables towards Dui Luo, saying, "Try my cooking skills, this dish is called Zhugong Xiaobaicai, Ha ha."
The chef is him, and the ingredients are cabbage, which is really worthy of the name.
Luo Dui rolled his eyes, picked up the chopsticks, put two small pieces into his mouth, chewed a couple of mouthfuls, closed his eyes and nodded: "It tastes okay, not as wretched as the name sounds."
He clapped his hands, ran to the balcony, and invited Hua Mo to the dining table.
If the hostess doesn't come to the table, how dare I share the table alone with the female guests.
And it was a female guest who had just had her ass touched.
Must avoid suspicion.
Hua Mo put a hard-boiled egg in front of Yanxi with a crackling sound and said, "Pick it open for me.
Husband, where are you going today? "
The word "husband" yelled sonorously and forcefully, and she was declaring her sovereignty.
While peeling the eggs, Yanxi recalled: "I should go to Li Ze's place to see how Ouyang and the others moved. The rest depends on whether Junior Sister and Master Fei have any further news."
"Hehe, okay, I hope I can catch that old vulture soon." She took the bare egg, took a bite, pushed the porridge in front of Yanxi, picked up the milk and drank it slowly.
"It's an owl, why can't you always remember his code name?" He smiled and shook his head.
"Sister-in-law's words are not wrong, that man has no hair, at best he is a bald owl." Team Luo obviously sided with Hua Mo.
"By the way, did the portraits made by the group the night before yesterday come out?" He stared at Team Luo and asked.
"Well," she sighed, "Hey, the face in the portrait is still Bai Chuan's, so it's a waste of work, so I never mentioned it."
"I'll ask later, if there is any news about the name that was coming back yesterday." He held out a glimmer of hope, it was the name he exchanged for 1000 billion, if it doesn't come in handy, I really want to find a piece of tofu Hit his head to death.
Luo Dui nodded, quickly drank all the porridge in the bowl, heaved a sigh of relief, smiled and said to him: "The porridge is delicious."
"Really? Hey, if I like it, I can do it every day." He patted his chest and promised.
"Cut," Hua Mo rolled her eyes, and said disdainfully, "I don't like it, it's like dry rice mixed with water, whether it's thin or dry, it's unpalatable!"
What to do?Zheng Gong doesn't like it, so should he make a statement?
"It's okay, you can drink milk every day."
"Drink your sister!" Hua Mo stepped on his foot, and spun his heel twice.
Seeing his wailing expression, Luo Dui smiled faintly.
After breakfast, Hua Mo walked into the dressing room and began to toss endlessly.
Yanxi quickly packed up the dishes and took Dui Luo home to get some change of clothes.
"Pig, why did you change the car again?" Team Luo looked at the Rolls-Royce in front of him and shook his head, "And the more you change, the uglier it gets."
Can men's aesthetics be the same as women's?
can!
"Yes, I also feel ugly.
But there is no way, except for the sports car, which is it, so let’s just make do with it.
Please give me your home address. ’ He raised an eyebrow.
"Hehe, why do I have the feeling of luring a wolf into my house?" Dui Luo got into the car, folded his hands, and looked at him with his head tilted.
"You, a hunter who has fully trained, are still afraid of wolves?" He started the car and slowly drove out of the basement.
"I'm not afraid of wolves, but I'm afraid of wolves disguised as dogs. One second they were acting cute, but the next second they might bite your throat." Her eyes became blurred, as if caught in memories.
"Hey! Is there a story? You were bitten by a little milk dog, right? Tell me!" His enthusiasm for gossip was instantly ignited, and he was full of energy.
She raised her hand to touch the raised Peggy pendant through her clothes, curled her lips and said, "Now is not the time."
He held the steering wheel, leaned back hard, and said, "Okay, then after I die, write it on letter paper and burn it to me.
Just like that ancient poem: Master Wang set the Central Plains Day in the north, and Nai Weng was never forgotten for family sacrifices. "
"Hehe, Nai Weng..." Her expression suddenly became very serious and angry, she held the seat belt tightly with one hand, stared at the front and said, "My father is a rapist, how could I say that exit."
crunch!Yan Xi slammed on the brakes, parked the car on the side of the road, and turned to look at her in astonishment.
No wonder he felt a natural hatred of men in her from the first day.
But I didn't expect the root of the problem to be so explosive.
So much so that he made up a lot of small movies about family plots in the Neon Kingdom, such as young children, ghost animals, incest, and beast fathers.
"That beast was just my biological father.
I never acknowledged him.
When I was a kid, my mom lied to me that my dad died while she was pregnant with me.
It wasn't until I grew up that I didn't even have a picture of that person at home, and I realized that things were not as simple as she said.
Whenever I asked about my father, my grandma would scold me all over my face.
My classmates often excluded me and even threw pebbles at me, saying that I was a prisoner's child.
From everyone's gossip, I finally pieced together the outline of the facts.
It turned out that the man raped my mother, and my mother had to give birth to me in order to prove his evil deeds and send him to prison.
Hehe, a person who was born of sin is now punishing sin, isn't it ironic? "
It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.
"Scared me, I thought what he did to you, as long as you're fine." Yanxi's mind was clearly imagining another version of the story.
With a snap, she poked a finger into his face, sending out a strong electric shock.
"I'll go! Do you want to kill someone to silence you?" He bounced back in pain, his hands shrunk into a ball to protect his face.
Her originally serious and angry expression was amused by his panicked words.
(End of this chapter)