Chapter 440 Ending the Nightmare
Chapter 440 Ending the Nightmare
Chapter 440 Ending the Nightmare
Yanxi used a scalpel to take off all the clothes and trousers of Cao's big head, leaving only a pair of big trousers from his natal year, which weighed a pound.
"Grandpa, dear grandpa...
A sneeze!
What is this for?
Bundle, gay, ruin, SM...
My god, I'm not married yet!
Can you take pity on me?
Leave me a virgin, okay? "Cao's big head begged bitterly.
"Hurry up and pee, ready to brew?" He reached out and pressed Principal Cao's stomach.
The flashing light under Wang Yi's bench reminded everyone that the task of adding or subtracting weight was urgent.
"I, I really can't pee!
What a scary bird!
Grandpa, what are you doing? "Cao's big head felt like the tears were crying dry.
"Hey!
It is said that you are scared to pee, scared to pee, why are you so scared that you can’t pee?
I don't care, just vomit if you can't urinate, don't force me to dig your flesh! ' he threatened.
At this moment, Cao's head was broken.
Just now, she was operating the radio beautifully in the communication room of the school, why did she close and open her eyes, and come to such a messy place?
Still hanging in mid-air in such a shameful posture!
孽 孽!
Cao's big head knew Wang Yi, but Wang Yi looked as miserable as him, holding seven or eight bottles of big green sticks, sitting on a stool with missing arms and legs, and would fall off with a loud click at any moment.
Just now he slept soundly, suddenly his face became hot, and then a man with a familiar face told himself that there was a bomb and it was going to kill everyone.
Then I forced myself to urinate in public.
Uh... After all, there are two girls not far away, so it can be regarded as a large audience.
Regardless of whether I urinate or not, my clothes and pants were cut and torn mercilessly... Only a pair of red pants remained...
If you can’t urinate, you’ll be made to vomit, or if you can’t urinate, you’ll have to dig your own flesh? !
why?Who did you offend?
Cao's head was full of question marks, and his face was bitterer than a crushed bitter gourd: "I'll kiss my grandfather, is it okay to spit?"
Damn, when did I have to spit out a catty of saliva?
"If you can spit out a catty of saliva within a minute, I won't torture you.
Otherwise, just open your mouth honestly. "Yanxi found a slender stick from the ground, and wiped it with the clothes that Cao's head had been cut into pieces.
If you poke your throat, you should be able to spit it out.
In any case, vomiting is much more harmonious than using a knife.
"Grandpa, I was wrong!
Let me try, maybe I can pee out.
Dear grandpa, can you please help me pull my pants? "Cao's big head blushed, his dantian was lucky, and it seemed that he really wanted to pee.
Yanxi tugged his trousers, pulled his calf to control the direction of the water gun, and said anxiously, "Go, hurry up!"
Cao's head was pushed back and forth several times, but nothing could drip out!
"Hey! What's the matter? You can't collect it normally, why can't you squeeze out a bird today?"
Bang, bang, bang, Luo Dui banged on the table vigorously, and pointed at Yanxi's wrist in panic.
It means there is no time!
Helpless, he lifted the underpants of Cao's big head up, and pushed his hands up on his stomach.
As long as he can use a catty of strength to lift it, Cao's big head can be equivalent to a catty lighter.
What is the concept of a catty?
He has no idea at all!
"Junior Sister! If you don't flash, just knock!" He shouted.
Team Luo focused on the small light on the bomb, and a few seconds later knocked on the table to send out a signal.
OK, this is a pound of strength, but to maintain a pound of strength that is no more and no less is as difficult as walking a tightrope for an ordinary person.
"Yanxi, you can do it, come on!" He cheered himself up and gritted his teeth.
"Hehehe, lift it up, let's see how long you can carry it!" Owl suddenly threatened, his hands trembled in fright, and the small bomb lights flickered randomly for a few seconds.
With no clothes on his big head, Cao was cold and frightened. He sneezed from time to time, and his weight was very unstable.
"Hold on!" He squeezed out a few words through his teeth.
"Grandpa, hold back, can't hold back!
A sneeze!
No, no, why don't you rub me?
keep me warm. "Cao's head was shivering from the cold, and his nose was about to drip.
Rubbing... is it disgusting?
"Squint!
Don't make me cut your flesh!
You can see, there is really a saw on the ground! "He was not in the mood to appease this timid fat man.
Bang bang, Team Luo knocked on the table again.
He turned his head and saw that the small light started to light up again, and it was time for a new round of weight operation.
Damn, I've never been so busy at work!
He strengthened his hands and continued to hold up the soft belly in front of his eyes.
Bang, bang, Team Luo sent a signal, and the crisis was resolved.
"Grandpa, Ah Choo!
If this bunker-blowing trick works, can you get me something to wear?
It's okay to take a ride.
A sneeze!
Hypothermia will also hang.
real! "Cao's big head never forgets to care about his own life.
Afraid of freezing to death with fat all over his body?
Promise!
Yanxi was a little regretful, he knew that the problem could be solved by physical means, so he didn't need to make Principal Cao so hot-eyed.
A large lump of white meat hanging in the air, only a pair of palm-sized red pants covering the key parts, it is simply light pollution!
"Principal Cao, if you persist for a while, the evil will definitely not be able to suppress the righteous!" He gritted his teeth and encouraged.
"It doesn't matter whether evil suppresses righteousness or not, I don't want to suppress you, nor do I want to be suppressed by you.
When will you let me down?
I!good!special!what!embarrassed!ah! "Cao's big head cried out sadly.
Yan Xi couldn't count how many more 5 minutes passed, and he couldn't remember how many times Team Luo reminded him.
Now his lifting strength must be precisely controlled at more than ten kilograms, sweating profusely, and his back is sore.
Hey, if Master Louis were to do this job, he would definitely be better than him.
It is already a miracle to be able to survive all the way, but the rules of the owl game seem to be boundless!
He even really wanted to use a saw to cut off Cao's head and a leg.
"I'm rich, so I'll give you the world's top prosthetics later, okay? It's really too expensive." He said what was in his heart.
"Don't bother!
Grandpa, why don't you switch hands?
I understand it, when the beauty over there knocks on the table, you press my belly, and when you knock on the table, you press my belly.
So it's a voice-activated body control mechanism, right?
I'm okay, my wrists and ankles are a little numb, but I can bear it.
Persevere, you can do it! "Cao's big head seemed to understand the rules of the game, and actually encouraged him instead.
"Yongzi! I hate you, uncle!" He cursed angrily.
"I thank you on behalf of my uncle.
Brother, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, toss for so long, and finally explode, why bother?
Why not make yourself comfortable and walk with dignity?
Or, raise a knife and drop it, killing and resolute like a man.
You won't be able to last long if you carry it on your shoulders and hands. ’ Owl wavered in his willpower.
"Grandpa, don't listen to your nonsense!
It's fine for you to hold it like this, I'm fine with it!
Ah Choo! " Cao's big head shouted nervously, for fear that his words would fall into the opponent's trick.
"If you really feel good, hurry up and urinate all the water in your body!
95% of the human body is water, so you don't need a lot of water. ’ he responded.
"But I'm like this, I can't urinate when I'm nervous, hey, what a delay!
Dear grandpa, you carry it first, and I will prepare it. "Principal Cao twisted his facial features and once again lucked out his dantian.
Pfft~ Principal Cao's efforts were not in vain, a gust of evil spirit gushed out from behind.
"Damn it..." Yan Xi couldn't breathe.
"Calm down, a mistake, definitely a mistake." Cao's big head was so ashamed that his face almost turned black.
"Brother, you must hate me now, don't you?" Owl suddenly said something strange.
"Hate you to death? Hehe, I really want to bite you to death!" He is now so angry that he is swearing.
"Well~ then I'll give you another chance." Maybe the old cat really gave him a chance?
With a creak, the door of a private room in the distance opened, facing Yanxi Station.
In the private room, there was a person sitting vaguely, wearing a hat, holding a cigarette in his hand, and a weak fire was on.
"There is a hole in the wall behind you, feel for it." The owl instructed.
With one hand on Principal Cao's belly, he turned around with difficulty and reached out to explore the hole in the wall.
Whoa!It's a gun!
Yanxi's hairs stood on end for a second, and his back felt cold.
"Come on, give me a shot and end your nightmare." Owl said provocatively.
The finger of the man in the private room ticked him.
How courteous!
(End of this chapter)
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