NovelsAlex Chapter 99 Explosion Experience
Chapter 99 Explosion Experience
Chapter 99 Explosion Experience
Yan Xi turned sideways and took two quick steps outside the partition of the work station, for fear of being blown to pieces.
Huh?It doesn't seem to be fried... calm down.
"Oh my god, are you trying to scare me to death? Alright, why are you running all of a sudden?" Hua Mo shrugged in shock from his movements, "I'm asking you, what is the coefficient of this ten-day mission?"
It should not be considered exposed, so there was no explosion.
"This? Hehe, uh, it's a new system established by the company's manpower. The average working hours are evaluated every ten days. The longer the time, the more rewards."
"Reward? What reward?" Her concern was very clear.
But it's really hard to make up, it's all because it happened so suddenly.
"The reward is, hey, what do you think the reward is?" Try asking a rhetorical question first.
"It's salary! Isn't it?"
"It's close, guess again!"
"Coefficient? 1.8? Salary? Is it a bonus floating coefficient? I remember you told me before that if the performance appraisal is excellent, the bonus is 1.5 times, good is 1.2, and unqualified is 0.8, is that so?"
As long as it is related to money, Hua Mo's memory is very good.
With Hua Mo's prompt, Yanxi thought of an explanation method.
"That's right, daughter-in-law, you are too smart, it's the floating coefficient of the bonus!
Didn't the company implement refined management reforms, and the human resources changed everyone's salary calculation method to a settlement every ten days.
The daily coefficient is the proportion of the daily bonus. If it exceeds eleven o'clock, it will be counted as eleven o'clock. The ratio shown just now is today's ratio. "
She tilted her head and said, "But why were there nine grids just now? I just clicked on one at random. What are the others?"
Hey, can't answer again?
"Really? I haven't seen it before. Has their system been upgraded again? Anyway, the truth is out, and it's so late. Let's go home." Yanxi began to change the subject.
"Wait," Hua Mo looked at the screen and read, "Sister-in-law, do you want to check your salary? You can click on the human resources system."
Ajax!What kind of tricks are you playing?
"Oh, really, you can see your salary by clicking here, huh? Twenty-one thousand three thousand after tax? Husband, why do I remember that you kept telling me it was eighteen thousand? And three thousand three thousand? "
Otherwise, where do you think the stock money I was tricked into US stocks by Pengpeng came from?
"Hahaha, did I say that? Me, did I always say more than 8000?"
"Where's the money?" She stared straight at him, sharper than Captain Luo's.
"I, I bought stocks secretly. When the market opens at 09:30 tomorrow, I will throw them all away and bring the money back to you, okay?"
"come over!"
Yanxi was like a young lady from a wealthy family, walking in small steps with her feet down, walking to Huamo with her head down.
Hua Mo was like the stepmother of a young lady from a rich family, twisting on his arm.
"Ouch!"
"You actually gamble!"
"Stocks are not gambling, but analysis and judgment. Of course, there is also some element of luck. I am in my thirties, so I can only rely on investment to turn around."
"It's better to invest in your daughter-in-law than to invest in stocks. See how well my mask sells! Isn't it much better than your stocks?"
"Yes Yes Yes Yes."
"Sister-in-law, goodbye." A new dialog box appeared on the screen.
"Your computer is very smart. I know you are going home?"
Ajax, as long as you behave well, we are still good friends.
"Yes, yes, the timed shutdown I set, um, yes, it is this time, it will be turned off immediately, let's go."
Yan Xi took advantage of Hua Mo's time to get up, and quickly tapped the power off button, it was really safe and sound.
"Let's forget about today's matter, but I'm still angry. I have to squeeze my back when I get home. I'll forgive you only when I feel comfortable." Her face finally returned to normal.
Yanxi walked behind her, put his hands on her shoulders, and said, "Why wait until you get home, I'll start pinching from now on, all the way home."
"Poor, by the way, where's your car?"
"Oh, it's downstairs, but it can't be opened at night, I've been drinking."
"Drink? Drink with whom?"
Break your mouth, break your mouth, break your mouth!
"Uh... I had a Japanese meal with my colleagues in the evening, and I drank a glass of sake, but I didn't dare to drink too much."
"Which colleague?"
"Hanhan, I admit it, it's Hanhan who made a mess of his family last time, why don't I apologize today."
Hua Mo suffered too many blows that night, and she no longer had the energy to get angry about having dinner with Hanhan.
"What kind of food do you want to eat? You can just give her a few boxes of facial masks from me."
Still need you to teach?Yanxi had already given her a big box!
He pretended to be enlightened, and squeezed his hand hard: "Yes! My wife has a facial mask! I will send her a few boxes tomorrow."
"It hurts! Are you a tiger? You have eaten all the food, so what mask are you giving? Let's go, your company is freezing to death at night, remember to wear thicker ones when you come to check in later."
Of course it's cold, and the central air-conditioning in the office building will stop heating after six o'clock in the afternoon, which is all a waste of money.
On the taxi home, Yanxi said: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, I went to Xuanwu Hospital today, and guess what? We are so lucky. They are recruiting patients with leukoencephalopathy for clinical trials. I will give Mommy has signed up, and she will participate in their medical research later, without spending money."
"Is this called luck? That's using our mother as a guinea pig. Forget it, just report it. After all, it is Xuanwu Hospital, so it shouldn't be messed up. But I can tell you, next time I meet such a big one." Don't make up your own mind, discuss it with me, you know? When are we going to take Mommy there? "
"It is said that we will wait for the notice. It should be these few days. Don't worry about Mommy's affairs. The sky won't fall."
After washing up at home, Yan Xi collapsed on the bed and fell asleep before Hua Mo pinched her twice.
I arrived at the station in a daze, started the machine and signed in.
Today's task reads "Ri Xing Yi Shan".
Yanxi laughed loudly: "Ajax, you also make mistakes? I found a typo."
"The system can't go wrong."
"Stubborn, really stubborn!"
"Who is stubborn? Old Yan, who are you talking to?" Kun Kun smiled at him kindly.
How did Kunkun come so early?When did it arrive?
Yanxi looked into the office, and everyone had already arrived.
He rubbed his eyes and looked at the time on the screen, nine o'clock.
Could it be that I am late today?
Mr. Yang clapped his hands and walked into the office: "Everyone be quiet, a new colleague came today, named Xing Yishan, everyone welcome!"
A woman with a height of 1.7 meters and a waist circumference of 1.7 meters came out from behind Mr. Yang, shaking the ground.
Xing Yishan?Ajax, are you kidding me?
"No, no!" Yanxi yelled, covering his head.
Everyone turned their heads and focused their eyes on him.
His head exploded like a watermelon, spilling the pulp all over the floor.
"Ah!" Yan Xi sat up in a daze, the surroundings were dark.
"It's so annoying, why don't you keep people from sleeping?" Hua Mo complained, pulled her legs away from Yanxi's body, rolled up the quilt and turned around.
It turned out to be a dream, fortunately, it scared me to death, it scared me to death.
Looking at the time, it was only two o'clock, but he couldn't fall asleep after falling down again.
He was terrified of going into the same nightmare again.
Yesterday's experience was really tortuous. I made up lies for a whole day, my promotion was postponed, I was arrested at the police station, and finally Hua Mo bumped into Ajax. I was really exhausted.
How long will the days of licking blood on the tip of a knife last?
Otherwise, after the ten-day task is completed, we will accept it as soon as we see it?
But I was very reluctant in my heart, this is an upgrade opportunity arranged by God, if I give up, I am afraid there will never be a second time.
He remembered Hua Mo's words that he often blamed him: "I don't have any self-motivation, I just get along every day, and at a glance, I can see the end of my life in the next few decades. It's so boring to be with you!"
Forget it, don't think about it, just fight!
If the computer room does not blow up, I will not blow up, and if Aja does not stop, I will not stop!
At four or five o'clock, Yanxi fell asleep in a daze again. This time, he dreamed that Huamo was playing mahjong with Xiaoye, Hanhan, and Dui Luo happily.
"Husband, what are you doing there, come and stab me!"
"Mr. Yan, please stab me."
"Brother Yan, why don't you stab someone~"
"Senior, come on, stab hard!"
Haha, don't worry, don't worry, come one by one, hahahaha...
"Hey, hey, I'm laughing at your size! Hurry up and press your alarm clock, it's making a lot of noise!" Hua Mo kicked him awake.
Yanxi sat up, scratched his hair, and said to himself: "Who should I prick just now?"
(End of this chapter)