Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 832 Even in anger, Yukinoshita Yukino is unusually calm

Humans are emotional creatures, and in addition to the fact that a healthy mental state does affect how our bodies function, people literally feed on emotions.

You can eat three bowls of wine when you are happy, and you can also eat three bowls of wine when you are unhappy, and you can also eat three bowls of wine while using other people’s misfortunes as snacks.

As we all know, people will die if they don’t eat, so it can be said that humans are emotional creatures!

Almost every girl in Ruyi Liao has a scale in her hand. I don’t know if they all have their own unique weight measurement unit or they are afraid of others seeing their weight. In short, everyone cares a lot about their weight.

Unfortunately, I often hear people saying, "Ah, I've gained weight again." Sometimes, people also say, "Qikexiu, why hasn't the fat moved to my chest?"

In short, the ironclad fact is that everyone is gaining weight.

After rigorous and scientific observation, Yamauchi Sakura concluded that this was because everyone was so happy every day that they always had a big appetite when eating. Especially after joking about Eriri had consumed a lot of energy, they would add an extra bowl of rice.

The scenery of the hill where Sakurananiwa-so is located is very beautiful. Outside the wooden walls of the courtyard are trees of various colors, including maple trees and pine trees, ensuring that there are beautiful scenery to enjoy all year round.

At night, the sea breeze blows along the sea level all the way up. When it reaches the top of the mountain, it has no strength left, and only makes the leaves that have been dyed dark green by the night rustle. When the wind passes through the mountains and forests, over the courtyard wall and reaches the living room, it can only make people feel a chill on the back of their hands. They can't help but want to pick up the hot food and take a big bite to generate enough heat to resist the low temperature at night.

"…So, to sum up, we didn't intend to feast on your misfortune, Yukino-chan, but we were simply hungry."

Yamauchi Sakura said with a serious face.

Miyamizu Mitsuha, Eriri and others who were holding their bowls and plates also nodded in agreement. Yukinoshita Haruno was still aggrieved and cried out:

"Oh my God, is it wrong to want to eat? Even if MacArthur comes, he can't deprive me of the right to eat!"

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was looking at everyone with righteous indignation, shut her mouth in frustration. She knew in her heart that these bastards had seen that she would never be as cunning as Eriri, so they all planned to have a big meal.

The suffocated girl wanted to keep silent so as not to let these bastards have their way, but if she really didn't say anything, she would be suffocated to death due to her obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Hojo Kyosuke didn't say anything, just stuffed a wasabi shrimp ball into his mouth.

Ah, my craftsmanship is really good!

He couldn't help but hum with enjoyment as he felt the rich taste in his mouth. He could make dozens of fried shrimp dishes instantly by adding seasonings, and he wouldn't get tired of eating a table full of shrimp.

If you feel bored, listen to some of Xiao Xue's jokes to relieve your boredom.

“It was a beautiful weekend.”

After taking a deep breath, Yukinoshita Yukino began to tell the story of the vicious accident.

Yes, when describing the incident to everyone, the girl used words like "serious" and "accident" rigorously, which fully explained the seriousness of the matter, and this also made everyone's appetite even stronger.

"Dad took me to the zoo..."

"I see. You got spitted on by the alpaca, right?"

Eriri shouted, raising her hand excitedly to interrupt:

"It was so disgusting, the sticky saliva was all over my face, I washed it for two hours and still felt uncomfortable!"

"..."

Everyone was silent and looked at Eriri with speechless eyes.

Dear professional contestant of the misery competition, please be patient. It is not your time to take the stage yet.

"...No, I'm not interested in creatures like alpacas."

Yukino took a deep breath and forced herself not to laugh.

"Huh? Actually, apart from the fact that they spit, alpacas are pretty cute. I also bought an alpaca wool rug, it's very soft."

Eriri sighed in disappointment, then tried again:

"So that means being chased by a swan? And having your butt bitten?"

Yukinoshita's face was tense as she tried to suppress her smile: "No, I am proficient in women's self-defense. An ordinary swan can't get close to me."

"Had your hair pecked out by an ostrich? I doubt that stupid bird is color blind, and could actually mistake my shiny golden hair for fodder?"

"No, I can't get that close to a creature that can't communicate."

Except for Yukino who was still able to remain calm in her responses, Sakura, Mitsuha and the others were already waving their chopsticks and shoveling food into their mouths.

As expected, you are the best cook in Ruyila, Queen Yinglili!

The princess had no idea what her unscrupulous friends were doing. She was already deeply immersed in her past memories:

“Ohhh, that must be because I wanted to see the pandas but saw the staff just took off their plush coats!”

"impossible!"

Xueno's tone suddenly became stern: "There's no way I can't tell a real panda from a fake one!"

After saying this, shock suddenly appeared on her pretty face, and she said in disbelief:

“There are people pretending to be giant pandas!?”

"Yes, yes, because they are very rare. In order to satisfy customers, the zoo will hire people to pretend to be giant pandas, but they will inform in advance. Most of the time, parents deliberately do not tell their children to fool them."

Eriri nodded. The fact that she could name so many zoo tragedies in one breath fully demonstrated her wide knowledge.

Yukinoshita Yukino lowered her head with a sad expression and began to check her memory, wondering whether what she had seen was a real Panda or a fake Panda.

She lowered her head and thought for a while, then took out her cell phone and searched for a while, and finally she breathed a sigh of relief.

Great, all the ones I have seen are real pandas!

For some reason, Yukino was in a good mood and looked at Eriri with a smile in her eyes. She felt that she was worthy of being the most cheerful person in Ruyi Dormitory and was the uncrowned king when it came to comparing misery.

"Cough cough~"

The girl coughed twice, indicating that she was about to start expressing her unhappiness.

So everyone was able to put down their chopsticks, pick up their drinks, take a sip, take a break, and prepare for the next meal.

"It was a sunny weekend, and my father took me to the zoo."

A whisper came from the side: "Oh, Yukino-chan is inexplicably cute when she says something like that."

"Hahaha, I bet she must have been so happy that she didn't sleep the whole night after she received the news that she would be hanging out with everyone else."

"Keep checking the time and checking your luggage?"

"Yes, yes! Before leaving the house, I have to say goodbye to the empty house. I'm going out to play with my friends~"

"Wow, I can already imagine the scene. Yukino is so cute!"

"Of course, isn't it? She's my sister after all."

The "whispering" became louder and louder, and Yukinoshita Yukino's face became darker and darker.

"You two!"

The girl roared:

"Please stop it! I didn't even double-check my luggage!"

Yamauchi Sakura's eyes lit up: "Oh! So you kept checking the time, stayed up all night happily, and said goodbye to the house when you left?"

Xueno's face tightened: "...I refuse to answer!"

"Anyway, it was a very nice day, perfect for going to the zoo, and most importantly, my sister wasn't at home!"

The girl fought back in a petty manner, but Yang Noi didn't care and continued to smile.

"That zoo is a wildlife park, with a wide variety of animals. There are more than 200 species and more than 10,000 animals. I was so happy before I even entered the park."

The corners of Yukinoshita's mouth curled up slightly. It was obvious that even a child like her who liked reading more than playing could not resist the temptation of the zoo.

"The park tour is divided into two parts. The first half is the living area of ​​large animals such as zebras and giraffes, which can be visited by sightseeing vehicles. The second half is a variety of small animals, which can be approached up close on foot.

It is important to emphasize that the giant pandas were also relocated to the front half, and it was not possible to put their faces close to the glass for careful observation.

It's a pity, I brought disinfectant and tissues with me to clean the windows. But I can understand it, after all, pandas are so cute and there are so many people who like them. If they were placed in the pedestrian area, everyone would crowd in and keep looking at them, and then people who come later would not be able to see them.

I understand, although I am disappointed.”

Speaking of this, Yukinoshita Yukino's expression became very strange.

She pursed her thin lips tightly, the apple muscles on her face bulged, her eyes became gentle, and she sang softly in an aria:

"After all...it's just so cute."

Yes, yes, no need to emphasize it anymore, everyone knows that you love pandas very much. Please skip these happy scenes and go directly to the tragedy, okay?

As expected, tragedy follows comedy. Yukino is worthy of being among the top three in the grade in Chinese language performance and she is well versed in the core of drama.

“…The giraffes are really tall, super tall. The children and adults who were riding in the same sightseeing car with me kept exclaiming, they are just as tall as buildings.

Immediately behind the giraffe area is the giant panda area.

If giraffes are animals that make people exclaim in amazement, then giant pandas are creatures so cute that they make people forget to breathe. They are simply cuteness itself!

The two furry hands grabbed the bamboo and broke it with a little force, then they pursed their lips like eating rice cakes and the bamboo disappeared. The semicircular ears would twitch...

It’s so perfect, a hundred times or ten thousand times cuter and prettier than what you see in the book!

I held onto the bamboo hidden in my clothes with one hand and the guardrail with the other, wanting to jump out of the car and run over to the panda’s arms…”

"???"

This is not good!

Everyone's eyes widened when they heard Yukino's words. They never expected that she, who was nicknamed the Superman of Justice, would actually do such a rebellious thing.

The black-haired girl's eyes were uncertain, and she had obviously seen the past. Suddenly, she gritted her teeth, a fierce expression appeared on her face, and she said angrily:

"But before I could make a move, the car whizzed away!"

She raised her head suddenly and looked around, her eyes full of anger and disbelief:

"That car really just went off with a whoosh! Did the driver think he was driving a Formula One car? With all due respect, he can't even drive a sightseeing car properly, so why is he still daydreaming like that!?"

As if she was afraid that others would not understand the source of her anger, Yukino further explained:

"The sightseeing buses were not driving fast, especially when they were in front of the animals, the drivers would slow down, and some buses even almost stood upright, so that the tourists on the bus could fully appreciate the cute figures of the animals. The car behind me was like that, it almost stopped, and the car I was in! My driver!!!"

At this point, everyone can see that Yukinoshita Yukino is really angry, because she can't help gritting her teeth when she speaks. This is extremely rare for her who always calls herself a "perfect beautiful girl", because "emotions are an important factor affecting appearance, and I can control my emotions perfectly. I can say that I am always in the peak state of appearance," she said.

Nishimiya Glass quickly grabbed Yukino's hand and whispered to comfort her: "Calm down, calm down, it's over."

The black-haired girl took a deep breath, and when she opened her eyes again... she was even angrier!

"Can you believe it? We actually overtook the sightseeing bus in front of us!?"

She gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"That was so quiet! Did he think he was driving a racing car? A girl next to me was so scared by the sudden acceleration that she screamed and almost fell out of the car. Fortunately, I held her back."

Her tone was so harsh that even Hojo Kyousuke couldn't help getting angry. Eriri, who had the best empathy in the world, gnashed her teeth in indignation and even forgot to eat.

Just when Glass couldn't help wanting to hug Yukino, she heard her say again:

"Now that I think about it, why do I have such good balance? If I had been thrown out of the car, it would have been great. Maybe the zoo would have let me taste the bamboo that the giant pandas eat as compensation."

"..."

This made everyone who was just angry laugh again, and Eriri couldn't help but say:

"Xue-no, we don't have the teeth and stomach of a panda."

Unexpectedly, Yukinoshita said as a matter of course: "I can make bamboo charcoal."

Okay, okay, anyway, you just want to eat bamboo with giant pandas, right?

"and then?"

Sanye asked curiously, and if it were her words, the driver would have been hit on the head.

Yukinoshita took a deep breath:

"Then I tried to calm myself down, just like I am doing now, and tried to forget about it for a while. After the sightseeing, I took my dad to find the zoo management and complained to the driver."

"Yes! That's what we should do!"

Eriri waved her fist in indignation, but she was actually quite timid and asked curiously:

"How did you file a complaint, Yukino?"

"I said, 'That driver drove past so fast that I didn't even have time to take a picture of the panda. He was driving a racing car. I suggest you fire him and let him pursue his real dream on the racetrack.'

At that time, the administrator probably thought I was a kid and wanted to fool around, but I asked him on the spot how he would punish the driver and asked him to inform me of the punishment result and implementation status by email later. I also told him that I had written down the driver and his name, and if I didn’t get a satisfactory answer, I would continue to complain to their higher management department! ”

"Si Guoyi..."

Eriri was stunned and exclaimed. If it were her, she would only dare to curse a few words in her heart, and would never dare to confront an adult face to face like Yukino did.

Well, she had been teased by animals so many times, but she had never said anything bad about the zoo, even though she had brought that upon herself.

"And then?" she asked impatiently.

"The incident was recorded in the driver's file and he was fined. He also compensated me and let me take the sightseeing bus again."

A smile finally appeared on Yukinoshita Yukino's face again.

"Hiccup~"

Kasumigaoka Utaha put down the plate contentedly. She is indeed the Superman of Justice. Even the most infuriating things are full of childlike innocence.

Seeing that everyone was distracted by her hiccups, she quickly spoke to distract them:

"If it were me, I would immediately stop the driver from making the wrong move at the panda area and ask him to slow down and turn back to admire the pandas again. I would never continue the tour with that anger, as that would affect the experience later on."

Everyone believed what Kasumigaoka said. On the one hand, this girl never cared about other people's opinions. On the other hand, she was mature and quick-witted. She would not be overwhelmed by sudden anger like most people and be unable to respond quickly.

Mitsuha, Sakura and others also nodded, saying that if it were them, they would definitely not be able to hold it in, and would definitely not hold it in until the end of the tour like Yukinoshita Yukino.

At this point, everyone's attention returned to Yukino's face, and everyone was curious why she didn't get angry on the spot.

"Yada!"

Xiao Xue Nai rejected it outright. She looked at the others in surprise and said in confusion:

"If the panda sees me angry, it will have a bad influence on me. What if it starts to hate me?"

"..."

The corner of Hojo Kyosuke's mouth twitched. You... you are really rigorous.

The others were also amused and laughed out loud. They just felt that Yukinoshita Yukino's IQ was really high. She could think of so many things in such a short time, and she was so angry. It was indeed like what she said, her ability to control emotions was MAX.

After laughing for a while, seeing that Yukino still had a look of hatred on her face, Miyamizu Mitsuha joked:

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Let's ask Kyosuke to steal a giant panda for you tomorrow."

"Haha, great, great, let's steal an alpaca by the way." Eriri applauded.

"Idiot, alpacas don't need to steal!"

Everyone was happily discussing the violation of the Washington Convention, but Yukinoshita Yukino unexpectedly said:

"Yada!"

"Huh?" Sanye asked puzzledly.

"I haven't received any professional training and can't take care of a giant panda!"

Yukino looked serious, and it was obvious that she had really thought about this matter.

……hiss

I love how principled Yukino is.

As she was shocked, Eriri looked down and saw the furry puppy at her feet. An idea suddenly occurred to her:

"Then just dye Momotaro black and white."

“Yada!!”

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head repeatedly in disdain. (End of this chapter)