Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 867 Curse You to Find a Succubus Girlfriend

Before the door to the dojo was opened, a loud and lively sound came out from inside. If you want to know what the sound was, it was like a zoo.

The calls of monkeys, the barking of dogs, the roar of bears, the cries of pigs being slaughtered... there are more pig cries that need to be counted. After all, although everyone's voice and vocal habits are different, the cries made when trying their best will always be 80% or even 90% similar to that of a pig before it dies.

The famous philosopher Hata Goro once said: "When you swing your sword with the intention of killing the other person, both you and the other person become pigs, which can be killed with just one sword."

This sentence was regarded as a guiding principle by the new generation of companions, and then something happened that made Hojo Kyosuke extremely sad and angry. His stupid subordinates all had loud voices to begin with, and now they were squealing like pigs. Walking into the gate of the kendo club every day was like walking into a village in the previous life where people were having a New Year's Eve dinner and slaughtering pigs together with knives.

The only thing to be thankful for is that, because they realized that the idea proposed by the great philosopher could greatly improve combat effectiveness, the people of the Runaway Angels did not spread it widely, for fear that others would learn it and become stronger by squealing like pigs. They just waited until they defeated everyone in August before squealing like pigs again.

The zoo-like sound made Hikigaya and the others change their expressions. They changed their leisurely pace, opened the door and rushed in.

The front yard was as spacious as ever, with white gravel covering the entire horizon. It had no shape, but under the trampling of people, it looked like a dry landscape. The large expanse of pure white around it gave the dark blue dojo in the middle a more solemn and dignified feeling.

It was early in the morning and I still needed to wear a coat before going out, but as soon as I stepped onto the gravel ground, a wave of heat rolled in from the open door of the dojo.

Hikigaya Hachiman looked up and saw the dojo full of topless people swinging their swords wildly, with steam rising from their hair and bodies, drooling and roaring. In a corner on the left side of the dojo, a group of girls in sports vests were also swinging their swords wildly.

Although the girls' faces were flushed red due to the intense exercise and it was impossible to tell what they originally looked like, their tight waists and slender arms were beautiful enough.

Ah, it's heaven~~

He sighed with happiness from the bottom of his heart. With passion and girls, is there any better high school life in the world than this?

Thinking this in his mind, he grabbed the bag containing the protective gear, followed Hatagoro's men to climb up the porch, and then trotted towards the locker room with his shoes in hand. If there were too many people, not everyone could take off their shoes under the porch, as it would cause chaos.

I quickly changed into my kendo uniform without wearing protective gear, because I had to warm up and practice Suzhen first.

Although he has been with everyone for more than a month, Hikigaya is still not used to being so straightforward and frank. On the contrary, Hatagoro and his friends simply walked over wearing only black hakama. In Mihashi's words:

"Warming up? Can't that be done by just twisting the accelerator? Right now, I've already used all my strength!"

If it was a physical education class in junior high school or elementary school, Hikigaya would have to compete with the physical education teacher for a warm-up partner, but here, in the kendo club, in the base camp of the runaway angels, he didn't have that kind of trouble at all. As soon as he walked over, a senior who had practiced so hard that his body was shiny with oil greeted him enthusiastically.

"Hachiman? Come here and let me help you loosen up your muscles!"

God has mercy on us. Even though he has heard this countless times, Hachiman Hikigaya still shudders every time, because the way the senior waved and the words he said always reminded him of A Zhuang who stood at the bathroom door and wanted to borrow money from him when he was in elementary school.

What? Is A Zhuang a person's name? Please, don't be so cruel. The fact that he didn't delete this memory from his brain is already the result of Hikigaya being strong enough! If he recalls the specific name of the person carefully, it will definitely trigger the body's self-protection device! Maybe he will be burned into an idiot!

Hearing the call from his senior, Hikigaya decisively abandoned Zaimokuza, smiled and shouted "Thank you very much" and ran over. Just as he didn't need to worry about the problem of a companion, Zaimokuza didn't need to worry either. As for the reason why he didn't partner with Zaimokuza, it was because he became stronger.

Yes, even though he was just a loser who wanted to be a hero but was beaten up and ended up in the hospital in junior high school, and even though he made almost no progress in the three years of junior high school under the leadership of the loser minister, but now, after being beaten by Minister Hojo, Deputy Minister Tamaki, Hata Goro, Mihashi... after being beaten by so many people for more than a month, he, Hikigaya, has been completely transformed!

Although we would come to the dojo together, Zaimokuza could no longer keep up with him. As a friend who used to talk about everything, now we are drifting apart. Zaimokuza can only hold his fat belly and cry while looking at his back (laughs).

Just kidding, Zaimokuza's body shape is not suitable for warming up with ordinary people. If he stretches his waist back to back, he will easily break it.

Because they had somehow found Hojo Kyousuke, a super high school student that all of Japan desired, Sobu High School had placed a heavy bet on the sport of kendo this year. Not only did they urgently prepare a huge activity room for the kendo club before the start of school, they also did their best to accommodate various funding and regulations.

Apart from anything else, for the current off-campus training activities, Xisaki just sent in a funding application form, and in less than half a day, the consent letter with the principal's seal had been sent down together with the envelope containing the money. He also sent a secretary to ask if there was any more service he could provide, and to convey the principal and the directors' high expectations for Hojo-kun and the kendo club members.

At the same time, because Hojo Kyosuke did not join the club alone, but brought the villains he had been training since junior high school, this means that it is not just the seniors in the second year and above who can represent the school in the competition, but everyone has the hope of competing for the four regular spots other than Hojo Kyosuke.

After entering high school, Tetsuta Kisaki completely gave up his martial arts training. In junior high school, when facing peers with a similar physical difference, he could still use his brain power to fool his opponents and drag the game into overtime to tie it.

But as the years went by, the difference in physical talent between people became more and more obvious. In addition, the national competitions at the high school level, except for the Yulongqi competition, were no longer "death matches", and it was not possible for the eldest brother to defeat the whole field alone. Xisaki calmly came to the conclusion that he would only humiliate himself if he went on the field again, so he became the manager of the kendo club and spent more energy on handling the affairs of the eldest brother in society.

Therefore, the invincible army that followed Hojo Kyosuke to the national competition in junior high school was reduced to Hojo, Hata Goro, Mihashi Ryoma, and Kuroda Kaito. Dozens of people in the kendo club were eyeing the one spot left vacant by Kisaki.

There are also senior members of the Kendo Club like Tamaki Aonobu who are determined to overthrow Hata Goro and his companions.

Since you are a weakling, you are not worthy of following Hojo-kun!

With this thought in mind, everyone wanted to chop out all the anger in their lifetime when they swung their knife.

Angry eyes, roaring...

Even redder than the steaming skin are the bloodshot eyes.

Just as Mihashi said, Hatagoro and the others seemed to be able to warm up just by listening to the sound of the accelerator. Hikigaya had just felt his body warming up when he turned around and saw Hatagoro already wearing protective gear and fighting passionately with Vice Minister Tamaki.

After joining the Kendo Club, he boldly asked a question to Mihashi Ryoma, who seemed to be the most talkative:

"Why, even though you, Mihashi-kun and Goro, are so strong, why are you still training so hard? Is it because you love it?"

Only by experiencing it personally can you feel how strong these people who have stood by Minister Hojo for three years are. You can't feel that no matter how many game videos you watch.

Hikigaya couldn't imagine anyone being able to defeat a team like this, so why bother trying so hard if they were already unbeatable?

Hearing this, Sanqiao looked at him in surprise and then burst into laughter.

"Strong? Passionate? Haha"

"Ah, although I am very grateful that you think so highly of us, Hachiman, you are completely wrong."

"If you want to talk about passion, Hatagoro really loves fighting. But please listen carefully, it's fighting, not kendo. If he can, he definitely doesn't mind kicking his opponent in the groin during a match."

"Then, you guys..."

"Well, in the final analysis there is only one reason, and that is that we are not strong enough. If we want to continue to follow the commander-in-chief, we have to work very hard."

As if seeing Hikigaya's disbelief, Mihashi did not continue to explain, but just said, "You will understand later."

Yes, Hikigaya did understand later, after meeting the other branches of the Rage Angels.

Tojo High School where Minister Hojo graduated, Kaiku High School, and high schools in Roppongi.

Sanqiao's voice sounded again:

"My alma mater, Dongcheng, has dominated the national competition for three consecutive years. Those guys dream of keeping the winning flag in Dongcheng. Didn't someone say that in the chat group recently?

Even if it's General Hojo, they won't give in easily!

I can't do anything like overthrowing my superiors, but I can definitely defeat those idiots like Hatagoro and Mihashi."

Hikigaya noticed that when talking about "killing Hatagoro and those idiots of Mihashi", Mihashi's tone was very serious, and it seemed that he also recognized that the person who was speaking had such ability.

Yes, this is the difference between the National Kendo Tournament in high school and junior high school. In junior high school, even if the other four teammates all lost, Hojo Kyosuke could still go on the field alone and beat the five opponents to win. But high school is different. It is a best-of-five format. No matter how strong Hojo Kyosuke is, he is only one person.

"After all, before Big Brother entered high school, everyone was beaten by Big Brother together. Those first and second graders last year are now at their strongest. And, Hachiman, you probably haven't heard that, in fact, the seniors who have graduated, such as Maki-senpai and Onizuka, are secretly giving special treatment to Toujou.

Those idiots in East City are probably still daydreaming about making Big Brother completely disappointed in us, and then returning to East City.

In addition, the people from the Kaijiu and Roppongi branches are all eyeing us covetously. They were all beaten up by the same boss, so it's hard to say if they won't fall..."

At that time, after listening to Sanbashi's words, Hikigaya Hachiman fell silent. He was shocked by the beast-like bloodthirsty instincts of these people who usually looked lazy. But at the same time, a wave of emotion surged in his chest.

The correct choice...

I, I also want to be selected...

Hikigaya clenched his fingers, swallowed his saliva, and said to himself.

I want to be selected as a regular too!

High school, youth, if you can’t have a love that will last a lifetime, then you should indulge in passion to the fullest, leaving behind memories that will make your blood boil even when you think about them when you are eighty years old!

Swing the knife! Swing the knife! Swing the knife!

My youth story, Hikigaya Hachiman, is about kendo!!!

From that time on, there was an extra handgrip in Hikigaya's desk drawer. Every time he had math class, he would close his eyes and rest while squeezing the handgrip. The reason why he chose math class was because it was a subject where he could only get single-digit scores. Making up for weaknesses is a stupid thing to do. A truly smart person should seize the advantage and try to expand it. Just like he knew he was not good at falling in love, so he decisively gave up his rosy youth and threw himself into the fiery and passionate youth.

Anyway... I'm only a first-year student. Even if my test scores are terrible, the teacher will let me off because I'm a regular member of the Kendo Club!

Well, the prerequisite is to become the main selection.

Hikigaya-kun has already begun to pre-empt the fruits of victory, but he calls his actions a desperate move.

The good news is that, because Sobu High School has never been a strong kendo school, there are no new "junior high school monsters" joining. His opponents are only the good-for-nothing old students, and... his best friend - Zaimokuza Yoshiki!

This idiot has been wearing weight rings on his arms since who knows when (the darkest ancient period of mankind). Although this idiotic behavior would make him never find a girlfriend if made public, it has given him unparalleled arm strength.

Although it is difficult to say which is more important in the sport of kendo, agility or strength. But Hikigaya, who has watched countless matches of Hojo Minister, knows very well that there is such a thing as one person's strength defeating ten people's skills. Even when practicing at school, when Hojo Minister was anxious to go on a date with Yamauchi and the others, he would be very perfunctory and not use any skills, just sweeping himself or other companions who could not be named and flying away.

Zaimokuza can't do that, but it's also dangerous.

But it doesn't matter. Hikigaya Hachiman had already taken out the long-buried curse notebook and cursed Zaimokuza three times a day to find a succubus to scare his girlfriend before the official selection tournament. If that happens, stupid Acai will never have the power to compete with him.

Alas... my dear friend, for the sake of my youth, I can only say sorry to you.

As for Hikigaya himself? Does he still need to worry about his girlfriend after winning the national championship?

They're not a stupid boys' school like Dongcheng! By then, he'll be the school's hero...

Wow, Kaka, Kaka——

Apart from anything else, there are many beautiful female members in their kendo club who are attracted by Minister Hojo's beauty. Just thinking about the possibility of them receiving "kendo instruction" makes my blood boil!

Oops, I think I found a way to warm up quickly? (End of this chapter)