NovelsAlex Chapter 301
Chapter 301
Chapter 301
"Is that bird's nest?" Yanxi asked as he walked in the alley, pointing to a dark mass on the left side of a row of shop signboards.
"It's not a bird's nest, it's a swallow's nest," the third sister replied, "There are many swallows in this alley, which is also one of the characteristics. This is called Wang Xietang Qianyan in the old days, flying into the homes of ordinary people."
Accidentally showed off by the third sister of literature and art.
Hua Mo pointed at the fork in the front and said, "We will live there. By the way, get up early tomorrow morning, walk out of the alley and turn right. There is a shop called Youbu Soymilk. Go and buy us some breakfast."
"Yes, yes," he nodded quickly, "I want to get up early, and I have to catch the first flight."
"I don't care, we are not allowed to leave until we buy breakfast!" Her unreasonableness was actually kind of cute.
"Of course, the daughter-in-law is the biggest, what is the air ticket, if it's a big deal to change the ticket, the handling fee of a few hundred yuan is still affordable." He said proudly with his chest raised.
"Handling fee..." Hua Mo hesitated, gritted her teeth, and sighed, "Hey, forget it, I really can't point to you."
It seemed that she felt sorry for the handling fee of several hundred yuan.
With a net worth of tens of billions, is it so picky?Can't it?
"I can't point it out? Believe it or not, I asked the owner of the soy milk shop to come and make breakfast for you in person?" After he didn't need to hide his strength, his arrogance had long been uncontrollable.
"How dare you!" She flew over and almost kicked his leg that was hit by the board.
"Daughter-in-law, can I kick it in another place? You hit this leg with a paddle for almost ten times, and if you kick it again, it will be useless."
"Aren't you rich? Go get a prosthetic leg? You can also be a cyberpunk, right? Hmph!" She didn't think so, took the third sister on her arm, and strode into the fork.
The third sister looked back and smiled, shook her head, but did not speak.
In the fork is a small courtyard with several neat rows of buildings, each of which is only three or four stories high.
Hua Mo clapped her hands at the entrance of the unit, and the dim voice-activated lights lit up.
There are bicycles, large wardrobes, pots and pans in the corridor, making the already narrow stairs very crowded.
Each floor is divided into two doors on the left and right, and there are two households living in each door.
The third sister reminded: "Be careful, keep your voice down, all the people living in the building are old people, don't disturb others' rest."
When Yanxi heard this, he walked lightly.
When approaching the third floor, the two aunts stopped.
Yanxi pushed them away and saw a black puppy standing on the third floor, with bright eyes, anger brewing in his throat, and his small mouth trembling as he opened and closed, it was not easy to provoke.
Speaking of which, Suzhou and Hangzhou, the top second-tier cities, still keep pets in the downtown area?
Hua Mo and Third Sister were too frightened to move, especially Third Sister, her slender legs might be a delicious supper in the eyes of the little black dog.
"Oh, what should I do? Your brother-in-law doesn't answer the phone, and I'm so anxious to die." The third sister's call for help fell like a sea, and the third brother-in-law might have fallen asleep long ago.
"Honey, come on, the time has come to prove that you are a man." Hua Mo pushed on his back.
It is really a good partner who knows how to sacrifice teammates at critical moments.
He was afraid of dogs in his bones.
I still remember that when he was in the second grade of elementary school, he went to the neighbor's house to play.
The neighbor has a Pekingese. The dog has a very bad temper and barks at everyone.
The owner of the dog said that it was fine, and he became familiar with it after barking a few times, and he would not bark again.
He really believed his nonsense, stood at the door, and watched Jingba rush towards him.
"Don't move, it will stop barking when it smells around you." The dog owner further reminded.
Yanxi, a second grader, knows a thing or two. Of course, the dog owner can do whatever he wants, and stands there with his hands raised, motionless.
But that silly Jingba didn't show any intention of stopping, and bit his trouser leg, scaring him to death.
"Don't run. The more you run, the more it will chase. If it catches up, it will bite openly." The dog owner didn't try to persuade the dog, but chose to persuade him.
After all, he can understand people's words.
The more people run, the more the dog chases them away. The truth is this, but when you really encounter it, you can't make sense.
Yanxi's trousers were bitten into a mop, and Jingba pounced hard, biting the flesh of his calf, that hurt!
"Don't run, don't run, you will be familiar with it after two bites." After all this, the dog owner is still telling him to sit still.
Believe in him again, this future successor of communism will throw his head and blood in advance!
The little Yanxi kicked hard, throwing Jingba more than one meter away, and then ran upstairs desperately.
The instinct to survive made his muscles reach unprecedented coordination, and he jumped up several floors in a flash.
The stupid and lazy Jingba looked up, gave up the chase after two perfunctory howls.
Yanxi knew from that day that dogs are really good at biting!
So, today, Xiao Hei, could he be another dog who doesn't know how to flatter him?
If one is bitten by a snake for ten years, one is afraid of well ropes. If it is not a snake, but a dog, how many years should one be afraid of?
But it didn't work out, he was the only one out of the three who was a man, so could it be that the two aunts were going to feed the dog?
Even if he feeds the two of them, he doesn't have much meat on his body, at most it's an appetizer, so why don't he still have to feed himself later?
It's death anyway, and Hua Mo can't let Hua Mo look down on herself!
He suppressed his fear, clenched his fists, walked up the stairs step by step, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Hei, we live upstairs and we will leave tomorrow, there is no need to greet him in person in such a grand manner, you should go back to the house, good boy. "
"Woof!" Comrades who understand dog language please raise your hands and ask for guidance and translation.
"Well, thank you, we will definitely be prosperous this year, and I will send you a red envelope tomorrow, treat it as lucky money, good boy, take two steps back and make way, okay?" He actually started a discussion with a dog.
"Woof!" The language barrier is really a headache.
"Husband, don't make it bark, wake up Pearl in a while!" Hua Mo punched him, pushing his already nervous mood to the brink of collapse, and a row of beads of sweat fell down Lose.
He was pushed, he couldn't stand firmly, he took a big step forward, and the little black dog also rushed towards him a big step.
how?Really going to war?
No matter how rich you are, dogs don't recognize money!
The three of them were only one floor away from the rented house, but they were blocked by this dedicated watchdog, it was too difficult!
At this time, he couldn't care less about waking Pearl or the old man in the building, and shouted: "Whose little black dog? Please hold me!"
After shouting twice, the whole building didn't even have a bubble. It seemed that no one could count on it.
"Forget it, let's fight it out! Wife, get Yao Er's phone ready!" He was about to attack.
The third sister hugged Huamo tightly, and shouted to the sixth brother-in-law to cheer up.
Yanxi opened his arms and walked upstairs like a horse. It is said that making himself bigger will have a deterrent effect on ordinary animals.
It was really effective, the little black dog backed up a few steps again and again, barking as he retreated.
He pushed the little black dog to the corner, and commanded: "Daughter-in-law, bring the third sister up, hurry up!"
The two girls rushed upstairs quickly, stepping on the wooden stairs and creaking wildly.
The little black dog bared its teeth and grinned, but it still didn't jump out after all.
Hehe, he won!
Almost 30 years of psychological shadow, this time healed!
"Husband, come up quickly!" Hua Mo called him distressedly, and waved to him desperately upstairs.
He didn't expect such a small episode to happen. He didn't expect that this small episode not only cured his heart disease towards dogs, but also made him embrace the beauty.
When he came to the fourth floor to join Hua Mo, she held his neck, kissed his face hard, and praised: "Husband, you are so brave!"
Hehehe, worth tens of billions, why not help her block a puppy once, it's really hard to guess what a woman is thinking.
Open the door and enter the house, ho!There is actually a staircase in this house, which leads to the attic on the roof. No wonder there are two floors.
The decoration inside the house is very fashionable. There are various kinds of beverages frozen in the white SMEG refrigerator. In the living room, there is a thick solid wood table full of tea sets. Under the stairs leading to the attic, there is also a triangular bookcase, which symbolizes the decoration. A few books that no one read.
The third sister lives on the first floor, and she changes into her pajamas as soon as she enters the house, preparing to take a shower and go to bed.
Hua Mo went in to check Pearl's domineering sleeping posture.
The third brother-in-law also retired, rubbed his sleepy eyes, took his things and went downstairs to leave.
"Why doesn't brother-in-law live here?" Yanxi asked curiously.
"He has to go back to the dormitory to accompany those employees, don't worry about him." The third sister explained with some regret.
In this way, the two couples have been separated for more than ten days, and they haven't consummated their marriage yet after arriving in Suzhou and Hangzhou?How could the third brother-in-law be able to withstand the explosive hormones in his muscular body?Really a god!
Hua Mo went upstairs to change clothes, and then a scream pierced the night sky.
(End of this chapter)