NovelsAlex Chapter 302 Missing You Night
Chapter 302 Missing You Night
Chapter 302 Missing You Night
Yanxi ran vigorously from the stairs to the attic, only to see Hua Mo covering her chest with her pajamas, looking at the wall next to the door and yelling.
He followed his gaze and turned his head to look, but it was a cockroach the size of a mouse looking at him in blank dismay.
Growing up in the north, she had never seen such a burly Xiaoqiang, and her fear level was two or three times higher than that of the little black dog in the corridor.
Not to mention the end of the flowers, even Yanxi, a southerner, felt that the cockroach was panicking.
Not to mention the huge size, the shiny black appearance, vigorous and vigorous steps, and swinging beard, all of which are swearing to him the sovereignty of this rental house.
When I was a child, my mother taught me that when I saw a cockroach, I just slapped it to death with a slipper.
When I grew up, my friends on the Internet taught me that if I slapped the cockroaches to death with slippers, the cockroach eggs would explode all over the place immediately.
Originally, shooting this thing to death was disgusting enough, but thinking about the more disgusting insect eggs, I couldn't beat it out of anger.
Fortunately, when he entered the door, he seemed to see an insecticide spray in the triangular bookcase. Using magic attacks, he could clean up the black warrior beautifully and gracefully.
He instructed Hua Mo to be quiet, not to move, exited the room by himself, and ran back downstairs quickly.
The third sister poked her head out of the bathroom naked, and asked cautiously, "Sixth brother-in-law, what's the matter?"
"It's okay, a little strong, kill it immediately." He picked up the spray can from the shelf of the bookcase, the outside was covered with a thick layer of dust, weighed it, and it was enough!
When he returned to the attic again, the little qiang had already crawled half a meter away from the door, almost pounced on him, sending a chill down his spine.
"Grandma, give me a tube of poison!" Yanxi raised the spray and sprayed it.
At this moment, Hua Mo screamed even louder, because that Xiaoqiang actually flew up!
"It, it, it can fly?!!!" The northern girls have only seen little ones as big as fingernails. Just take a pack of napkins and throw them into the toilet to flush them away. I have never seen one that can fly.
It was beyond Yanxi's expectation that she could still fly after being poisoned.
When I was growing up in the south, when I met Xiaoqiang, as long as I sprayed it, I could basically turn my belly up on the spot. Even if I struggled, I would struggle to crawl for a while, and I would never be able to fly.
Either the enemy is too strong, or the weapon in hand is about to expire.
Xiaoqiang himself is as big as a mouse, and when he spreads his wings, he is as big as three mice. Flying half a circle in the low and narrow attic is more exciting than watching ten episodes of "Chain Saw" in a row.
Yan Xi rushed over to protect Huamo with his body, and sprayed towards the flight path.
Xiao Qiang was no match for the two adults, so he chose to run away, flew straight out of the door, turned left, and dived downstairs.
"Not good!" He was worried about Pearl.
Huamo was so frightened that if she flew onto Pearl, the little guy would jump out of the window in fright!
He hurried down the stairs with the jar in hand.
This Xiaoqiang might be a male. He peeked at Huamo upstairs to change his clothes, and then flew straight to the steaming bathroom when he went downstairs.
Yan Xi hesitated for half a second, and said in his heart, "It's going to happen!"
With a bang, the third sister pushed open the bathroom door, covered her chest with her hands, and ran out screaming, the bubbles on her body hadn't washed away yet.
Not to mention, the third sister is really thin, and the outlines of her ribs are clearly visible.
Seeing Yanxi who was frozen in the living room, she didn't know where to cover her hands, and the decibels of her screams were a little higher, as if Vitas was possessed, and she screamed so many times, very melodious.
He quickly covered his eyes and said, "Go hide in the house first and close the door!"
Then a burst of rustling footsteps ran past him, and then there was a bang of the door closing.
OK, the naked third sister is gone, and he can finally put down the hand in front of him.
Now it was his turn to fight Xiaoqiang. He turned on all the lights in the living room and walked towards the bathroom step by step.
When he came to the door of the bathroom, he slowly looked up and saw that Xiaoqiang was lying on the mirror and circling.
Without further ado, he quickly aimed and stretched out his hand and bared it.
The huge momentum of the spray pushed Xiao Qiang down, onto the bathroom floor.
Yanxi squatted immediately and continued to send out poisonous gas attacks.
As soon as Xiaoqiang was about to take off, he was pressed down by a strong force and crawled around the floor anxiously.
He took control of the situation, spewing out a lot of poisonous gas, and even himself felt a little suffocated, that Xiaoqiang turned over with his feet upside down, and his calves were still thumping.
Alright, it's the end of the battle.
He found two long sticks from the living room, put Xiaoqiang into the toilet, flushed it clean three times, and then knocked on the third sister's door: "Third sister, it's done, you go and wash it. "
"Don't wash it, don't wash it, I wiped it clean, brother-in-law, you can go to rest, good night, good night, oh, let my younger sister bring over the clothes I changed in the bathroom, thank you." The third sister suffered a huge It is better for the two not to meet each other temporarily.
Yanxi returned to the attic, knocked on his daughter-in-law's door, reported the results, and asked her to get third sister some clothes by the way.
Hua Mo's eyes widened, and she pinched his arm: "Did you see what the third sister did? You don't want to live anymore, do you?"
"Ouch! No no no! It happened so fast, I didn't have time to cover my eyes."
"Cover your eyes? Can't you close your eyes? So you want to see it from the bottom of your heart, don't you? Huh! Pervert! Hooligan! Shameless!" One hat after another was pushed from her mouth to his head.
Hey, in front of the enemy, how can there be such thoughts!
"Then what should I do, I've seen it all, are you going to gouge out my eyeballs?" He shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
Hua Mo stomped her feet in anger, snorted, turned around and went downstairs.
Yan Xi sat on the bed blankly, still afraid of the thrilling scene just now.
What I was afraid of was that if the third sister panicked at the time, slipped and fell on the hard tiled floor and something happened, would he hold it with his hands or not.
Hearing the voice, Hua Mo comforted Third Sister in the bedroom and threatened to give him a good lesson.
Hehe, okay, I'll be on the bed in a while, and see who teaches who.
The two chatted for a long time, and after the chat, the sound of rushing water started again, it was Hua Mo who was taking a shower.
After waiting and waiting, his eyelids were twitching, and he fell asleep in a daze.
Yanxi had a dream. He was running around in a golden wheat field, but couldn't find an exit. Suddenly, a giant grasshopper jumped out of the wheat field, chasing him to run away.
But the more he ran, the more he lost his strength, and he couldn't move his feet as if they were hanging from a weight. Seeing the big grasshopper rushing towards him, he sat down on the ground and covered his eyes.
The big grasshopper stepped on his stomach, and the cold feet made his stomach convulse.
This feeling is so realistic.
"Ah!" He opened his eyes in pain, and saw Hua Mo standing by the bed and staring at him, with one foot on his belly.
"Don't you know what bad things you did, you can still sleep with peace of mind." She said coldly, picking at his belly with her toes.
Yanxi quickly supported her calf, relieved the pressure on her stomach, breathed a sigh of relief, and replied: "I didn't sleep, I just closed my eyes and rested. If you don't come back, how can I sleep, hehe."
"The snoring almost knocked over the floor, what do you call closing your eyes and resting your mind?" She stared at him with sharp eyes, leaning her body to the leg on her stomach.
He was awakened from a dream and was not ready to take the move. At this time, he really couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to use a sinister move, opened his eyes wide and looked at the wall behind Hua Mo and said, "Again, another attack!" Only a bigger Xiaoqiang!"
It works!She jumped onto the bed with a whoosh, hid under the quilt, kicked him constantly, and said while kicking: "Go and spray it!"
"Hey, I lied to you. I don't have anything." With a smirk on his face, he got under the quilt and hugged her tightly.
The quilt was quite thick, and there was no light at all. The two of them leaned head to head in the dark quilt, and the sound of each other's breathing was very clear.
"Daughter-in-law, I seem to be sick, can you take me for an infusion?" He said suddenly.
"Sick? What kind of fluid was infused?" She was baffled by the words.
"The night I missed you." It turned out to be the earthy love story of tearing onions, vomit!
She punched him with her fist, and shyly cursed annoyingly.
"Mummy is not here, Pearl is not here, how about we let the bed board know how good we are?" He slid his finger back and forth on her body, making her writhe itchy.
"What the hell, did you feel agitated after seeing what the third sister said?" She punched him again, this punch was much lighter than before.
"Cut, thin ribs, there is no emotion in my heart, and I even want to laugh." He told the truth.
She slid her hand onto his leg, pinched it hard, and said through gritted teeth: "I've shown you, are you acting like a good boy? Shameless!"
"Oh, it's wrong, it's wrong, I dare not dare, I mean, I want to laugh seeing her panicked look, not her figure." He quickly explained.
Hua Mo got out of the quilt, took a few breaths, pointed to the switch and said, "Go, turn off the light."
Of course, of course, he was waiting for this moment!
(End of this chapter)